Fortunately, the Milk . . .
- Author Neil Gaiman, illustrated by Chris Riddell
- Narrator Neil Gaiman
- Publisher Bloomsbury Publishing
- Publish Date 22 November 2021
- Run Time 59 minutes
- Format Audio
- Genre Children’s / Teenage fiction: Action and adventure stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories, Children’s / Teenage general interest: Dinosaurs and prehistoric world, Children’s picture books.
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What to expect
From multi-award-winning Neil Gaiman comes a spectacularly silly, mind-bendingly clever, brilliantly bonkers adventure.
Mum's away. Dad's in charge. There's no milk. So Dad saves the day by going to buy some.
Really, that's all that happens. Very boring. YAAAAAAAAAWN.
There are absolutely none of the following inside:
GLOBBY GREEN ALIENS!
INTERGALACTIC POLICE!
PIRATES!
And most definitely NOT a time-travelling hot-air balloon piloted by the brilliant dinosaur scientist Professor Steg...
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