How Not to Woo Your Human Warrior
- Author Laura Winter
- Narrator Raven Wildewood, Alexander Cendese
- Publisher Dreamscape Media
- Publish Date 1 February 2026
- Run Time 6 hours and 23 minutes
- Format Audio
- Genre Contemporary romance, Romance, Romance: fantasy and paranormal.
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What to expect
Eyes forward, sword up, heart true.
Kalypso has a long list of things to be angry about, starting and ending with a spiky purple demon who reluctantly rescued her and five other women from the Dreadmoor. Trapped in the demon realm, Ozirax is the final barrier standing between her and her sister, so she’ll play nice for now. The only issue is . . . she’s never been nice, and when she drives away the one person she’s dedicated her life to, Kalypso is left without a purpose. Until she finds a demon warrior whose simmering anger calls to her own.
On the cusp of promotion in the demon guard, it must be a cruel joke from the gods that Ozirax ends up saddled with the rage–filled human woman. Kalypso is stubborn, vicious, and unafraid—the kind of distraction he doesn’t need—but she holds the key to his rise in rank. Work together, keep her in line, and the captain’s position is his. But there’s a cunning mind behind the spicy human fighting him at every turn with fists and blunt teeth, and with danger lurking in the Dreadmoor, she might be the very warrior their realm needs.
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