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My Big Fat Vampire Wedding

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'I LOVED THIS SO MUCH' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader review

Tropes:

  • Fake relationship! 💑
  • Marriage of convenience 💍
  • Coffee shop setting ☕
  • Spice ✨

Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, she’s working a dead-end job and, oh yeah, she’s a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months’ time or she won’t inherit the ancient family fortune.

One slight catch: she’s single.

She manages to find her perfect fake husband: her work crush, Victor, a PhD student with mountains of student debt. She can marry him, inherit, pay off his debt and divorce him. It’s a foolproof plan – well, unless Victor discovers she’s a vampire…

But the road to the altar won’t be an easy one for this vampire and human couple. Pandora’s little crush on Victor is growing, and with their big fat vampire wedding looming, will their promise of ‘till death do us part’ be fake after all?

The perfect fake relationship, spooky, sexy romance you NEED!

‘Completely addictive!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

‘Had me kicking my feet and screaming’

‘Genuinely funny’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

‘SO fun’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

‘A cozy, chaotic rom-com with fangs.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

‘The perfect mix of sweet, steamy, and ridiculous.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

‘10/10 would recommend for a laugh, a swoon, and just pure, unapologetic fun.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

‘A perfectly paced slow burn rom com.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

‘I already want to reread it.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Critics Review

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n Authors are loving My Big Fat Vampire Wedding!n

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'An addictive and fun supernatural rom-com with perfect Addams Family vibes, a cosy, spooky delight!' Nadia El-Fassi, author of Love at First Fright

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‘Fresh, fun, and full of bite—this vampire wedding comes with unexpected laughs, lovable characters, and a heroine you can’t help but root for.’ Amy Boyles, author of How to Fake It With a Fae

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‘My Big Fat Vampire Wedding is so much fun – hilarious, heartfelt, and the perfect balance of sweet and spicy. I enjoyed the dynamics of Pandora’s huge wacky paranormal family far too much, and now I want one of my own!’ Lauretta Hignett, author or The Wolf Vs The Witch

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'Bitingly funny and full of spice (but no garlic). It's exactly my blood type.' Hazel Graves, author of Four Weddings and a Funeral Director

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‘My Big Fat Vampire Wedding had me smiling from the first page to the last. It’s a celebration of love in all its forms: romance, friendship, and the kooky ties that bind a family. Pandora’s story is one you will be glad you opened.’ A.J. Truman, author of Only One Coffin

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n Readers can’t get enough of this wedding!n

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‘Completely addictive!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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‘Had me kicking my feet and screaming’

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‘Genuinely funny’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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‘SO fun’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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‘A cozy, chaotic rom-com with fangs.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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‘The perfect mix of sweet, steamy, and ridiculous.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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‘10/10 would recommend for a laugh, a swoon, and just pure, unapologetic fun.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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‘A perfectly paced slow burn rom com.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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‘I already want to reread it.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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