Tea You at the Altar
- Author Rebecca Thorne
- Narrator Jessica Threet
- Publisher Pan Macmillan
- Publish Date 20 March 2025
- Run Time 11 hours and 40 minutes
- Format Audio
- Genre Epic fantasy / heroic fantasy, Fantasy romance, Narrative theme: Identity / belonging, Narrative theme: Love and relationships, Romance: fantasy and paranormal.
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What to expect
A wedding should be fun . . . right?
The Princess Bride meets Travis Baldree in Tea You at the Altar, the third cosy fantasy in Rebecca Thorne's bestselling Tomes & Tea series. Our sapphic adventurers must navigate the ultimate maelstrom – their own wedding!
Kianthe and Reyna are finally ready to walk down the aisle. This feels so right, but their plans are going all wrong. Pirates crowd the town, Kianthe’s estranged parents invited themselves, the baby dragons are causing mayhem – and they might run out of tea. Yet the truth overshadows everything . . . for their wedding has nothing to do with marriage, and everything to do with overthrowing the vicious Queen Tilaine.
But the Queendom’s secret heir would rather manage a hive of bees or study city planning than take the throne. As the big day nears and the coup unravels, Kianthe and Reyna must rely on each other and their friends to survive the experience. Six days until they say ‘I do’. Six days until the Realm changes for ever . . .
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The Tomes & Tea Quartet is everyone's cup of tea! Readers agree:
‘The perfect blend of coziness and action’
‘An utter delight’
‘I could not put this book down’
‘I would die a million times over for these lesbians’
‘The perfect book for cosying up with a hot drink’
The Tomes & Tea Quartet:
- Can’t Spell Treason Without Tea
- A Pirate’s Life for Tea
- Tea You at the Altar
- Alchemy and a Cup of Tea
Can't Spell Treason without Tea was a Sunday Times HB fiction bestseller w/c 06/05/2024
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