The Accidental Soldier
- Author Owain Mulligan
- Narrator Owain Mulligan
- Publisher Hodder & Stoughton
- Publish Date 10 April 2025
- Run Time 9 hours and 29 minutes
- Format x-book®
- Genre Armed conflict, Irregular or guerrilla forces and warfare, Land forces and warfare, Memoirs, Military forces and sectors, Military history: post-WW2 conflicts, Political humour / political satire, True war and combat stories.
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What to expect
The instant Sunday Times bestselling true story of how one man found himself (quite near) the frontline in Iraq - and what happened next . . .
'Reads like a non-fiction Catch-22. Compelling, enlightening and bleakly funny. A jaw-dropping read.' - MATT HAIG
Owain Mulligan was never what you'd call a career soldier. Nor even a particularly good one. At weekends he trained with the Territorial Army and dreamt of swapping the mayhem of teaching in a tough school for the adventure of service in Iraq. At least they'd let him wear a helmet in Iraq.
But when the job in headquarters he's been expecting doesn't materialise, he finds himself on the streets of Basra during one of the most violent periods of the conflict. Between homicidal militias, a chain of command who seem determined to get him killed, and equipment which might well do it for them, he and his men have their work cut out. It certainly puts double geography with 9E into perspective.
The Accidental Soldier is a searingly honest and darkly funny account of what it was really like being in the British Army in Iraq (including all the bits they probably hoped you'd never find out). We share all the hardships, fears, and occasional lunacy of military life as Owain and his men try to navigate a war gone badly wrong. One thing's for sure; you'll never look at the phrase 'military precision' in quite the same way again...
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'One of the funniest books you will ever read' - READER REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
'I absolutely loved it - it's so very funny but also very poignant in parts. I can't recommend it enough' - READER REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
'Very funny, thought-provoking and a fantastic read. I thoroughly enjoyed it' - READER REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
'I've spent 15 years waiting for a book which entertainingly brings to life the humour, mundanity & absurdity of serving in Iraq . . . Thankfully this is that book and it is excellent' - READER REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
'Absolutely brilliant from start to finish . . . Just when you feel the situation is about to drop off a cliff (again!), Mulligan turns it around with a jab of wit as amusing yet as honest as the chance of surviving in a Snatch Land Rover in Basra. Read it in three evenings' - READER REVIEW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Acclaim for The Accidental Soldier
'This book is absolutely incredible. It made me laugh more than any book in so many years. I found the writing just so unbelievably brilliant and hilarious and affecting . . . I am crazy about it!' - Marina Hyde
'I loved it . . . relentlessly funny and really well written' - John Oliver
'Authentic and compulsive' - Richard E. Grant
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| Author | Owain Mulligan |
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| Narrator | Owain Mulligan |
| Duration | 9 hours and 29 minutes |
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| ISBN | 9781399737081 |
| Format | x-book® |
| Publisher | Hodder & Stoughton |
| Genre | Armed conflict, Irregular or guerrilla forces and warfare, Land forces and warfare, Memoirs, Military forces and sectors, Military history: post-WW2 conflicts, Political humour / political satire, True war and combat stories |
| Collections | The Art Of War, The Best Audiobooks of 2025 |
| Availability | AU, GB, IE |
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