100 Animals That Can F*cking End You
- Author Mamadou Ndiaye
- Narrator Mamadou Ndiaye
- Publisher Hachette Audio
- Publish Date 5 July 2022
- Run Time 2 hours and 52 minutes
- Format Audio
- Genre Humour, Nature and the natural world: general interest, Travel and holiday, Wildlife: general interest.
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What to expect
A wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on Earth from a beloved "AnimalTok" star.
Ever wonder how to tell if a moose is about to subtract you? Curious why you should be terrified of cassowaries, the “velociraptor that time forgot?” Questioning whether that cute baby hippo is actually a homicidal maniac in the making? Yea, so was Mamadou Ndiaye . . . and now he's got your answers.100 Animals That Can F*cking End You is the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident. These include:
• The massive Southern elephant seal, which "is built like a truck with the personality of a Spring Break frat boy"
• Sperm whales with a call so strong it can vibrate you to death
• A golf-ball-sized octopus that can erase twenty-six people with one bite
• Hyenas, which have no qualms eating their prey while it is still alive
• A snake so quick it can strike you three times before you blink
You’ll learn not only which animals to avoid, but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean. Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace with your higher power.
This dynamic, fact-filled, occasionally disturbing book is perfect for animal lovers and anyone perplexed by the natural world.
| Author | Mamadou Ndiaye |
|---|---|
| Narrator | Mamadou Ndiaye |
| Duration | 2 hours and 52 minutes |
| Release Date | |
| ISBN | 9781668608012 |
| Format | Audiobook |
| Publisher | Hachette Audio |
| Genre | Humour, Nature and the natural world: general interest, Travel and holiday, Wildlife: general interest |
| Availability | US |
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