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All Killers Aboard
- Author
- David Fennell
- Narrator
- Hollie Hales
- Publisher
- Orion
- Publish Date
- 30 July 2026
- Run Time
- 12 hours 34 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
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What to expect
'Such fun!' ADELE PARKS
'Deliciously fun, twisty, and addictive' WILL DEAN
'Highly original and relentlessly funny!' M. W. CRAVEN
'Thrilling, funny and moving. All Killers Aboard is a triumph!' ELLY GRIFFITHS
A shocking murder.
A ship full of suspects.
On a luxury cruise from Southampton to New York, the annual gathering of the mysterious Midnight Chorus Society is in full swing. Unbeknownst to the rest of the innocent passengers, the deadly convention is made up entirely of serial killers, wannabes and their fans.
Travelling on board is Hollywood royalty Jacqui Dulac, star of the television show Lady Detective, and her latest ghost-writer, Martha Hammond. Yet when Martha witnesses a shocking murder on deck, with a single red button found near the crime scene, the quarrelling duo must put aside their differences to become real-life detectives...
But with a cruise liner full of the world's most notorious serial killers, they both know that when there's been one murder, another is sure to follow. And as a storm rocks the ship, can Martha and Jacqui identify the killer before it's too late?
Your favourite authors loved ALL KILLERS ABOARD:
'A fabulous crime caper. Murderously good!' FIONA CUMMINS
'Dark, dazzling and deliciously twisty' JAMIE WEST
'A dark and witty delight of a book, I never knew serials killers could be so much fun!' SARAH PINBOROUGH
'Fast, furious and very funny. A devilish and devious delight!' ESSIE FOX
'Murder should not be this fun. This book is bloody brilliant' KATHLEEN WHYMAN
'A brilliant and cleverly constructed blend of black humour and bodies' ROBERT RUTHERFORD
Readers are loving ALL KILLERS ABOARD:
"Laugh-out-loud funny, I lapped it up" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"Very funny, kept me guessing from start to end" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"The laughs pile-up almost as high as the body count!" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"A high-paced murder mystery" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"An easy five stars, absolutely brilliant from start to finish" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"A fun cosy crime read like no other, fast-paced with lots of twists!" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Critics Review
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Both hilarious and heartfelt, this is a delight!
CRIME MONTHLY MAGAZINE
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A proper summer read . . . a twisty mystery, but more than anything, it's a lot of fun. It plays with the archetypes and tropes of Golden Age thrillers and has some great characters
CRIME TIME FM
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Deft, fast-paced and witty, raising a satisfying smile in the process
CRIME TIME
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Entertains throughout . . . a joy to read
BELFAST TELEGRAPH
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Wickedly entertaining, with a ship full of suspects, the scene is set for this devilishly funny murder-mystery
THE EXPRESS
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A shipload of fun
THE MIRROR
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Deliciously sardonic entertainment, delivered with considerable panache
FINANCIAL TIMES
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Details
- Author
- David Fennell
- Narrator
- Hollie Hales
- Duration
- 12 hours 34 minutes
- Release Date
- 30 July 2026
- ISBN
- 9781398728073
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Orion
- Genre
- Crime and / or mystery fiction, Comical (humorous) crime and mystery, Crime and mystery: women sleuths / detectives, Thriller: serial killers, Crime and mystery: private investigator / amateur detectives
Synopsis
A deathly funny, unputdownable murder mystery filled with delicious twists and devious suspects - perfect for fans of KNIVES OUT!'Such fun!' ADELE PARKS'Deliciously fun, twisty, and addictive' WILL DEAN'Highly original and relentlessly funny!' M. W. CRAVEN'Thrilling, funny and moving. All Killers Aboard is a triumph!' ELLY GRIFFITHSA shocking murder. A ship full of suspects. On a luxury cruise from Southampton to New York, the annual gathering of the mysterious Midnight Chorus Society is in full swing. Unbeknownst to the rest of the innocent passengers, the deadly convention is made up entirely of serial killers, wannabes and their fans.Travelling on board is Hollywood royalty Jacqui Dulac, star of the television show Lady Detective, and her latest ghost-writer, Martha Hammond. Yet when Martha witnesses a shocking murder on deck, with a single red button found near the crime scene, the quarrelling duo must put aside their differences to become real-life detectives...But with a cruise liner full of the world's most notorious serial killers, they both know that when there's been one murder, another is sure to follow. And as a storm rocks the ship, can Martha and Jacqui identify the killer before it's too late?Your favourite authors loved ALL KILLERS ABOARD:'A fabulous crime caper. Murderously good!' FIONA CUMMINS'Dark, dazzling and deliciously twisty' JAMIE WEST'A dark and witty delight of a book, I never knew serials killers could be so much fun!' SARAH PINBOROUGH'Fast, furious and very funny. A devilish and devious delight!' ESSIE FOX'Murder should not be this fun. This book is bloody brilliant' KATHLEEN WHYMAN'A brilliant and cleverly constructed blend of black humour and bodies' ROBERT RUTHERFORDReaders are loving ALL KILLERS ABOARD:"Laugh-out-loud funny, I lapped it up" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️"Very funny, kept me guessing from start to end" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️"The laughs pile-up almost as high as the body count!" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️"A high-paced murder mystery" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️"An easy five stars, absolutely brilliant from start to finish" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️"A fun cosy crime read like no other, fast-paced with lots of twists!" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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