Bad Mermaids: On the Rocks

Author Sibéal Pounder, illustrated by Jason Cockcroft
Narrator Jessica Hayles
Publisher Bloomsbury Publishing
Publish Date 11 June 2020
Run Time 3 hours and 40 minutes
Format Audio
Genre Children’s / Teenage fiction: Fantasy, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories, Children’s / Teenage general interest: Mermaids / Merfolk.

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Bloomsbury presents Bad Mermaids: On the Rocks by Sibéal Pounder, read by Jess Hayles.
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'You'll laugh your tail off' – Rob Biddulph
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The second book in the hilarious Bad Mermaids series for kids aged 7+, from the bestselling author of Witch Wars

Mermaids Beattie, Mimi and Zelda, along with Steve the talking seahorse, are trapped aboard the spooky ship the Merry Mary, heading for the legendary (and super-stylish) Crocodile Kingdom. On land, Paris Silkensocks, ice-cream seller and GADGET QUEEN, has uncovered a plot to destroy the mermaid world.

Can Paris find the mermaids in time? Can Beattie avert a Crocodile Kingdom crabtastrophe? Can seahorses get seasick? All this and more will be revealed!

Featuring magical mysteries, fabulous fashion and a snappier than average transport system, the second Bad Mermaids adventure brings a whole new twist to the underwater world of mermaids. If you enjoyed Witch Wars or The Little Mermaid, you’ll love this!

Critics Review

Twenty thousand laughs under the sea. Dive into a fin-tastic, madcap adventure that’s funnier than being tickled by a giant octopus. Bad Mermaids – swimming with snarks

Award-winning author David Solomons

From the author of the brilliantly funny Witch Wars comes a brand new series set in an underwater shell-studded metropolis. Get ready for some feisty mermaids, evil piranhas and magical mystery mayhem

BOOKSELLER

Funny, fishy and FANTASTIC (and that says a lot coming from someone with a mermaid fear)

Bestselling author Pamela Butchart

You'll laugh your tail off – another winner from our favourite author

Bestselling author Rob Biddulph

Bad Mermaids is tons of fun: stylish, packed with laughs and boasting a fab talking seahorse. The Little Mermaid meets Gossip Girl

Abi Elphinstone

Sibéal has done it again. Bad Mermaids is a fishy romp through a hilarious new world, rich in the kind of gorgeous detail that young readers love. Crabagram just in – Bad Mermaids is hilarious!

Marianne Levy

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