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Be Careful What You Wish For by Simon Jordan

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Be Careful What You Wish For

Narrator
Simon Jordan
Publisher
Random House
Publish Date
2 June 2022
Run Time
9 hours 53 minutes
Format
Audiobook
Rating
5.0 (1 review)

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Brought to you by Penguin.

Read this explosive insight into the previously unseen world of football club ownership by one of the game's most-recognisable figures.


Multimillionaire at 32

Youngest Premier League football club owner at 36

His club and a fortune lost at 42

Owning your childhood club - that's the dream, isn't it?

Simon Jordan made his fortune building a mobile phone company from scratch. When he sold it for £75 million, he bought Crystal Palace FC, the club he'd supported as a boy, and led them into the Premier League.

Ten years later Palace was in administration and Jordan had lost nigh on everything. Be Careful What You Wish For lifts the lid on being the owner of a football club and how the game really works. Hopes and dreams sit alongside greed, self-interest, dodgy transfers, boardroom fights and dressing room dressing downs. Throughout no one is spared, least of all Jordan himself.

**A finalist for the William Hill Sports Book of the Year**
**Shortlisted for the British Sports Book Award for best autobiography*


© Simon Jordan 2022 (P) Penguin Audio 2022

Critics Review

  • If you are a football fan and have not read this book, you are missing out

    John Inverdale

  • We all love the idea of owning our boyhood club but [Jordan's] memoir strips away the romance in a frequently hilarious, often alarming account

    The Times

  • No punches pulled

    Independent

  • A frank and brutal insight into why football and business don't mix

    Theo Paphitis

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  • I couldn't help laughing... He can't half tell a story

    Evening Standard

  • Brash, flash and full of bottle-blond ambition

    Independent on Sunday

  • One hell of a read

    Sport Magazine

  • Bad luck and bad decisions make for a page-turning read

    Shortlist magazine

  • Ripe with detail and wincingly beliveable

    Sunday Telegraph

  • An important document to have arrived in the world of football

    Observer

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Details

Author
Simon Jordan
Narrator
Simon Jordan
Duration
9 hours 53 minutes
Release Date
2 June 2022
ISBN
9781529196238
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
Random House
Genre
Autobiography: sport, Association football (Soccer), Memoirs, Entrepreneurship / Start-ups, Sports teams and clubs, Sociology: sport and leisure, Ownership and organization of enterprises
Rating
5.0(1 review)
Narration
5.0(1 review)

Synopsis

Brought to you by Penguin.Read this explosive insight into the previously unseen world of football club ownership by one of the game's most-recognisable figures.Multimillionaire at 32Youngest Premier League football club owner at 36His club and a fortune lost at 42Owning your childhood club - that's the dream, isn't it?Simon Jordan made his fortune building a mobile phone company from scratch. When he sold it for £75 million, he bought Crystal Palace FC, the club he'd supported as a boy, and led them into the Premier League.Ten years later Palace was in administration and Jordan had lost nigh on everything. Be Careful What You Wish For lifts the lid on being the owner of a football club and how the game really works. Hopes and dreams sit alongside greed, self-interest, dodgy transfers, boardroom fights and dressing room dressing downs. Throughout no one is spared, least of all Jordan himself.**A finalist for the William Hill Sports Book of the Year****Shortlisted for the British Sports Book Award for best autobiography*© Simon Jordan 2022 (P) Penguin Audio 2022

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