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Blue Giant
- Author
- Jordan Prosser
- Narrator
- Felicity Rose
- Publisher
- W. F. Howes Ltd
- Publish Date
- 10 September 2026
- Run Time
- 8 hours
- Format
- Audiobook
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Abby always believed she was destined for great things. But her dream career as an industry-disrupting fashion designer went up in smoke, and her aspirations to become a world-renowned yogi and/or save the endangered tigers proved equally fruitless. She's in her early thirties, suffering the unbearable burdens of adulthood and anonymity, when she wakes up after a drunken bender with an all-new, all-consuming purpose in life- to be the first person on Mars.
Perfect timing – Danish tech entrepreneur Tor Skovgaard is currently recruiting for a one-way mission to colonise the red planet. Abby knows this is it: her last-ditch bid for purpose and glory. And if she can't be humanity's saviour ... she'll settle for being its martyr.
Blue Giant is an unruly eulogy for millennial optimism – a deranged love letter to a generation torn between helplessness and selfishness.
‘Brimming with satire and glorious trainwreck characters ‘ SIANG LU
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- Author
- Jordan Prosser
- Narrator
- Felicity Rose
- Duration
- 8 hours
- Release Date
- 10 September 2026
- ISBN
- 9781004259748
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- W. F. Howes Ltd
Synopsis
Planet Earth is cooked. Abby Horne wants off.Abby always believed she was destined for great things. But her dream career as an industry-disrupting fashion designer went up in smoke, and her aspirations to become a world-renowned yogi and/or save the endangered tigers proved equally fruitless. She's in her early thirties, suffering the unbearable burdens of adulthood and anonymity, when she wakes up after a drunken bender with an all-new, all-consuming purpose in life- to be the first person on Mars.Perfect timing – Danish tech entrepreneur Tor Skovgaard is currently recruiting for a one-way mission to colonise the red planet. Abby knows this is it: her last-ditch bid for purpose and glory. And if she can't be humanity's saviour ... she'll settle for being its martyr.Blue Giant is an unruly eulogy for millennial optimism – a deranged love letter to a generation torn between helplessness and selfishness.‘Brimming with satire and glorious trainwreck characters ‘ SIANG LU
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