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Broken Greek by Pete Paphides

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Broken Greek

Publisher
Quercus
Publish Date
5 March 2020
Run Time
18 hours 47 minutes
Format
Audiobook
Genre
Memoirs

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What to expect

'Tender, clever and as funny as it gets ... a heart-piercing joy' - Lauren Laverne

'I ADORE this utterly wonderful coming-of-age memoir. Joyful, clever, and a bit heartbreaking' - Nina Stibbe

'Heartfelt, hilarious and beautifully written, Broken Greek is a childhood memoir like no other' - Cathy Newman

'So wonderfully written, such a light touch. Drenched in sentiment yet not in the least sentimental' - John Niven

'It's brilliant. Sad, really funny and beautifully written ... just fantastic' - Alexis Petridis

'Intoxicating' - Kirsty Wark
__________

'Do you sometimes feel like the music you're hearing is explaining your life to you?'

When Pete's parents moved from Cyprus to Birmingham in the 1960s in the hope of a better life, they had no money and only a little bit of English. They opened a fish-and-chip shop in Acocks Green. The Great Western Fish Bar is where Pete learned about coin-operated machines, male banter and Britishness.

Shy and introverted, Pete stopped speaking from age 4 to 7, and found refuge instead in the bittersweet embrace of pop songs, thanks to Top of the Pops and Dial-A-Disc. From Brotherhood of Man to UB40, from ABBA to The Police, music provided the safety net he needed to protect him from the tensions of his home life. It also helped him navigate his way around the challenges surrounding school, friendships and phobias such as visits to the barber, standing near tall buildings and Rod Hull and Emu.

With every passing year, his guilty secret became more horrifying to him: his parents were Greek, but all the things that excited him were British. And the engine of that realisation? 'Sugar Baby Love', 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart', 'Tragedy', 'Silly Games', 'Going Underground', 'Come On Eileen', and every other irresistibly thrilling chart hit blaring out of the chip shop radio.

Never have the trials and tribulations of growing up and the human need for a sense of belonging been so heart-breakingly and humorously depicted.

(P)2020 Quercus Editions Ltd

Critics Review

  • Lip-lickingly, dance-around-the-living-room good... A smash hit

    the Observer

  • I can't tell you how good this book is. Incredibly, it's Paphides's first - I'd be amazed (and disappointed) if it's his last

    New Statesman

  • Like the very best pop songs, it gets under your skin, and stays there

    Independent

  • Masterful

    Record Collector

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  • ...you'll be enthralled by Paphides' funny, warm and sometimes heartbreaking account of how life-affirming music can be

    Telegraph

  • A perceptive writer, brilliant on bittersweet details... this is a plaintive account of cultural assimilation that is also brilliantly, honestly funny

    Mojo

  • A damn-near perfect book

    The Arts Desk

  • A book that will leave you smiling

    Independent

  • Wonderful

    Q Magazine

  • If you have ever... found solace in a song, you will relish this book

    The Sunday Times

  • Paphides can write like a dream, and knows how to make his particular circumstances resonate for anyone who, when young, hungered for music... a terrific achievement

    Spectator

  • If you are in the market for a wonderfully written, deeply touching, pitch-perfect childhood memoir laced liberally with 70s nostalgia, then you need look no further

    Long Live Vinyl

  • All the energy, thrill and immediacy of your favourite single. I can think of no higher praise than that

    the Herald

  • Tender, heartfelt, humane and very funny

    The Times

  • The day before I read the last line of the last page, I was struck by an immediate longing to stay in it

    Svenska Dagbladet

  • Paphides turns what could have been just another immigrant story into a detailed profusion of fact, genuine fun and a yearning, yarn-spinning search for cultural identity

    Irish Times

  • Many of the challenges faced by young Paphides are standard childhood fare. It is in the telling that the author elevates his story to something rather beautiful

    Big Issue

  • This is such an exceptional coming-of-age story, not just because Pete Paphides has stunningly faultless emotional recall, but because he puts the memory to such warm and generous use. It is, for me, a study in kindness, borne of a lifetime of listening - to records, to his parents' stories of their past, to others, to everything. Perhaps three childhood years without speaking makes you the most extraordinary listener. I didn't just laugh and cry - though obviously I did both those things throughout. I completely fell in love with this book, and with its boy hero, though I'm sure he'd be far too modest and mortified to be described that way. He is, though. In fact, Pete Paphides may very well have the biggest heart in Britain

    Marina Hyde

  • This is a truly beautiful book. It makes the deeply personal profoundly universal and reminds us all of how much we have in common, wherever our parents might have come from

    James O'Brien

  • I thought I wouldn't be musicky enough. And then I started reading. I wish I'd started earlier! So moving. I'm having to read it in short instalments, which is a cruel constraint, but at least it means I have longer to go before finishing it. And I don't want to finish it ever

    Nigella Lawson

  • Heartwarming, sharp and beautifully observed

    Roisin Ingle

  • Oh, how I love Pete Paphides and this book. He can't write a paragraph that isn't funny or moving or insightful and often all three at once. For someone from a refugee family, like me, it just reads so true, but it's also a painting of another life so rich, so deep, that they should hang it in the National Gallery

    The Times

  • Unflinching and heartwarming

    Adam Kay

  • Tender, clever and as funny as it gets ... a heart-piercing joy

    Lauren Laverne

  • I ADORE this utterly wonderful coming-of-age memoir. Joyful, clever, and a bit heartbreaking

    Nina Stibbe

  • Heartfelt, hilarious and beautifully written, Broken Greek is a childhood memoir like no other

    Cathy Newman

  • So wonderfully written, such a light touch. Drenched in sentiment yet not in the least sentimental

    John Niven

  • An absolute cherished read. Didn't want it to end

    Annie Nightingale

  • Warm and eccentric, it's rightly being talked up as the Fever Pitch of Pop

    Guardian

  • With its forensic attention to detail and exquisite unpacking of the pre-teen mind, Broken Greek is an intensely personal hymn that sings a universal tune. Like the very best pop songs, it gets under your skin, and stays there

    i

  • Every single page is a joy to read, entertainingly but unsentimentally written ... This is one of the most enjoyable books I've read for a long time, a coming of age memoir that manages to be simultaneously tender, heartbreaking and laugh out loud funny

    The Afterword

  • Epic childhood memoir

    The Week

  • Utterly joyous

    Financial Times

  • Entertaining, authentic and funny

    Strong Words

  • A must-read for music fans

    Sheerluxe

  • Such a heartfelt, genuinely affecting read

    The Daily Express

  • A smart and nostalgic read

    Magic FM

  • Endearing

    Saga Magazine

  • Confessional, sorrowful and sublime

    BA High Life Magazine

  • If you love music and how it weaves its way into our lives, this is a perfect read

    Get Ready to Rock

  • A warm and welcome corrective to the typical music-themed coming-of-age tale

    Radio Times

  • An extraordinary, moving and funny coming-of-age memoir

    Love It! magazine

  • A love letter to cheesy 1970s pop

    Telegraph

  • Funny and evocative

    Guardian

  • A sweet and funny ode to the power of music

    The Times

  • Anyone who has felt the power of pop to 'explain' their life to them, as Paphides has, will love this

    Metro

  • There are a tonne of music-related memoirs by songwriters and music journalists out there, but this funny, soulful, coming-of-age autobiography will get under your skin like no other this year

    The Big Issue

  • [Broken Greek] captures why the 1970s was such a weird decade and is also a loving testimony to the part music played in helping Paphides find a cultural identity. The book is also full of witty, authentic reflections on football, something you don't always find when authors horn in on the beautiful game.

    Independent

  • Broken Greek took me on a fantastic journey back in to pop obsession and I loved it

    Damon Albarn

  • Original, wry and radical

    Mary Beard

  • This prize-winning memoir is a tender portrait of growing up between two cultures

    Daily Mail

  • A delicious, music-mad coming of age memoir

    Daily Mirror

  • Explains with enormous wit, warmth and pathos why pop music came to be [Paphides's] life-consuming passion

    The Guardian

  • The model of the music-writer-memoir-with-a-twist ... enormous wit, warmth and pathos

    Guardian

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Details

Author
Pete Paphides
Narrator
Pete Paphides
Duration
18 hours 47 minutes
Release Date
5 March 2020
ISBN
9781529404418
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
Quercus
Genre
Memoirs

Synopsis

'Tender, clever and as funny as it gets ... a heart-piercing joy' - Lauren Laverne'I ADORE this utterly wonderful coming-of-age memoir. Joyful, clever, and a bit heartbreaking' - Nina Stibbe'Heartfelt, hilarious and beautifully written, Broken Greek is a childhood memoir like no other' - Cathy Newman'So wonderfully written, such a light touch. Drenched in sentiment yet not in the least sentimental' - John Niven'It's brilliant. Sad, really funny and beautifully written ... just fantastic' - Alexis Petridis'Intoxicating' - Kirsty Wark__________'Do you sometimes feel like the music you're hearing is explaining your life to you?'When Pete's parents moved from Cyprus to Birmingham in the 1960s in the hope of a better life, they had no money and only a little bit of English. They opened a fish-and-chip shop in Acocks Green. The Great Western Fish Bar is where Pete learned about coin-operated machines, male banter and Britishness.Shy and introverted, Pete stopped speaking from age 4 to 7, and found refuge instead in the bittersweet embrace of pop songs, thanks to Top of the Pops and Dial-A-Disc. From Brotherhood of Man to UB40, from ABBA to The Police, music provided the safety net he needed to protect him from the tensions of his home life. It also helped him navigate his way around the challenges surrounding school, friendships and phobias such as visits to the barber, standing near tall buildings and Rod Hull and Emu.With every passing year, his guilty secret became more horrifying to him: his parents were Greek, but all the things that excited him were British. And the engine of that realisation? 'Sugar Baby Love', 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart', 'Tragedy', 'Silly Games', 'Going Underground', 'Come On Eileen', and every other irresistibly thrilling chart hit blaring out of the chip shop radio.Never have the trials and tribulations of growing up and the human need for a sense of belonging been so heart-breakingly and humorously depicted.(P)2020 Quercus Editions Ltd

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