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Carpet Diem
- Author
- Justin Lee Anderson
- Narrator
- Matthew Lloyd Davies
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish Date
- 14 February 2017
- Run Time
- 10 hours 50 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
When mysteriously well-timed carpet thieves deprive him of the crucial heirloom, Simon is forced to leave his hermit's existence behind for a world of angels, demons, witches, and immortals.
And then it gets complicated.
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- Author
- Justin Lee Anderson
- Narrator
- Matthew Lloyd Davies
- Duration
- 10 hours 50 minutes
- Release Date
- 14 February 2017
- ISBN
- 9781515984443
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Genre
- Fiction: general and literary, Satirical fiction and parodies, Comic (humorous) fantasy, Humorous fiction, Fantasy
Synopsis
Fifteen years after losing most of his family to a devastating, pudding-related tragedy, Simon Debovar has settled into a life of self-imposed exile from the stinking, selfish morass of humanity. Content that his daily highlights will include hazelnut coffee, a long bath, and the occasional jar of olives, his life is completely upturned by the discovery that his ornate living room carpet is the deciding factor in a bet between God and Satan.When mysteriously well-timed carpet thieves deprive him of the crucial heirloom, Simon is forced to leave his hermit's existence behind for a world of angels, demons, witches, and immortals.And then it gets complicated.
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