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Choreplay
- Author
- Jordan Carlos
- Publisher
- Hachette Audio
- Publish Date
- 10 February 2026
- Run Time
- 6 hours 27 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
From veteran comedian, husband, and "great dad" Jordan Carlos comes a hilarious and helpful account of what it really takes, as a straight man, to keep your marriage going strong.
Choreplay is a laugh‑out‑loud, gamified guide to recognize what you've got before you lose it all. It's about putting in the effort in small ways that yield big results, like bringing your wife her morning coffee in bed, learning the names of your children's doctors and what medicines they take, exercising, protecting your gains, doing what you want, and going the f*ck to bed!
This manual is part memoir, part advice, and a lot of comedy. Most of all, it's a testament to love conquering all the petty, banal strife and turning those day‑to‑day moments into the very thing that saves a marriage. Guaranteed sex for life, but also self‑worth.
Many men give plenty, but it's wiser to give well—to our partners, our families, and ourselves. Jordan Carlos has mastered the art of choreplay, and you, my dude, can f*ck with it too.
"If I'd had this book five years ago, I'd still be married." —Sarah Cooper, award-winning comedian, actress, and author of Foolish
Critics Review
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“This is a damn marriage manual disguised as a comedy special. A Trojan Swiffer, if you will.”—Lenard “Charlamagne Tha God” McKelvey
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“"If I'd had this book 5 years ago, I'd still be married."—Sarah Cooper, award-winning comedian, actress, and author of Foolish
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“Jordan Carlos is one of the funniest and most astute writers of our generation. He has never been afraid to use comedy to confront issues in the world, and is now using it to conquer an even more tumultuous one that’s tearing our country apart: the art of living with another human being.”
—Roy Wood Jr., comedian, actor, and host of CNN’s Have I Got News for You -
“Comedy veteran Jordan Carlos’ no-holds-barred, self-help book for “cis, straight dudes” had me L-O-L all night long! Refreshingly hilarious, clever, and well-aimed, Choreplay is the gift of an honest conversation with a friend that turns out to be life-changing advice. Anyone struggling with domestic humdrum (aren’t we all!) will come out convinced that it’s never too late to change and the devil is in the details.”
—Xochitl Gonzalez, New York Times bestselling author of Olga Dies Dreaming
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Details
- Author
- Jordan Carlos
- Narrator
- Jordan Carlos, Charlamagne Tha God
- Duration
- 6 hours 27 minutes
- Release Date
- 10 February 2026
- ISBN
- 9781668653845
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Hachette Audio
- Genre
- Humour, Relationships and families: advice and issues, Dating, relationships, living together and marriage: advice and issues, Memoirs
Synopsis
"This is a damn marriage manual disguised as a comedy special. A Trojan Swiffer, if you will." —Lenard "Charlamagne Tha God" McKelveyFrom veteran comedian, husband, and "great dad" Jordan Carlos comes a hilarious and helpful account of what it really takes, as a straight man, to keep your marriage going strong.Choreplay is a laugh‑out‑loud, gamified guide to recognize what you've got before you lose it all. It's about putting in the effort in small ways that yield big results, like bringing your wife her morning coffee in bed, learning the names of your children's doctors and what medicines they take, exercising, protecting your gains, doing what you want, and going the f*ck to bed! This manual is part memoir, part advice, and a lot of comedy. Most of all, it's a testament to love conquering all the petty, banal strife and turning those day‑to‑day moments into the very thing that saves a marriage. Guaranteed sex for life, but also self‑worth. Many men give plenty, but it's wiser to give well—to our partners, our families, and ourselves. Jordan Carlos has mastered the art of choreplay, and you, my dude, can f*ck with it too."If I'd had this book five years ago, I'd still be married." —Sarah Cooper, award-winning comedian, actress, and author of Foolish
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