Damned If I Do
- Author Percival Everett
- Narrator Tim Morgan
- Publisher Dreamscape Media
- Publish Date 27 January 2026
- Run Time 4 hours and 15 minutes
- Format Audio
- Genre Anthologies: general.
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What to expect
Damned If I Do is an exceptional new collection of short stories by Percival Everett, author of the highly praised and wickedly funny novel Erasure.
People are just naturally hopeful, a term my grandfather used to tell me was more than occasionally interchangeable with stupid.
A cop, a cowboy, several fly fishermen, and a reluctant romance novelist inhabit these revealing and often hilarious stories. An old man ends up in a high–speed car chase with the cops after stealing the car that blocks the garbage bin at his apartment building. A stranger gets a job at a sandwich shop and fixes everything in sight: a manual mustard dispenser, a mouthful of crooked teeth, thirty–two parking tickets, and a sexual–identity problem.
Percival Everett is a master storyteller who ingeniously addresses issues of race and prejudice by simultaneously satirizing and celebrating the human condition.
| Author | Percival Everett |
|---|---|
| Narrator | Tim Morgan |
| Duration | 4 hours and 15 minutes |
| Release Date | |
| ISBN | 9798349162244 |
| Format | Audiobook |
| Publisher | Dreamscape Media |
| Genre | Anthologies: general |
| Availability | US |
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