Dante N. Ferno is NOT a Loser
- Author Brian Gordon
- Narrator Nezar Alderazi
- Publisher Pan Macmillan
- Publish Date 3 July 2025
- Run Time 2 hours and 37 minutes
- Format Audio
- Genre Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories, Children’s / Teenage personal and social topics: Truancy and school problems, YFHK.
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What to expect
Meet Dante (who is definitely NOT a loser) in this wacky and hilarious audiobook, packed with exciting sound-effects. Written by author/illustrator Brian Gordon, this audiobook is for children aged 7+ and is perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Ever since his trousers fell down in front of the whole school, Dante has struggled to shake off his seriously uncool reputation. Luckily, he has a foolproof plan to become the most popular kid at his new school:
1. Completely reinvent himself.
2. Make a ton of friends and accept his nomination as their leader.
3. Become good at sports stuff and win all the game things.
4. Rub his newfound popularity in the face of all the haters he grew up with.
Sounds easy, right? Well think again - Purg School is attended by infamous creatures from myths and legends and they're not going to let him shake off his loser status overnight! Dante is going to have his work cut out to beat the bullies and show the world that he is NOT a loser.
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