
Diary of a Somebody
- Author Brian Bilston
- Narrator Ben Miller
- Publisher Pan Macmillan
- Run Time 9 hours and 1 minute
- Format Audio
- Genre Crime and mystery fiction, Crime and mystery: cosy mystery, Crime and mystery: private investigator / amateur detectives, Humorous fiction, Humour, Modern and contemporary fiction.
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What to expect
Shortlisted for the Costa First Novel Award.
'Glorious. I will be astonished if I read a more original, more inventive or funnier novel this year.' - Adam Kay, author of This Is Going to Hurt
Part tender love story, part murder mystery, part hilarious description of a wasted life, and interspersed with some of the funniest poems about the mundane and the profound, Diary of a Somebody is a stunningly original novel from Twitter sensation, Brian Bilston.
It’s January 1st and Brian Bilston is convinced that this year, his New Year’s resolution will change his life. Every day for a year, he will write a poem. It’s quite simple.
Brian’s life certainly needs improving. His ex-wife has taken up with a new man, he seems to constantly disappoint his long-suffering son, and at work he is drowning in a sea of spreadsheets and management jargon. So poetry will be his salvation. But there is an obstacle in the form of Toby Salt, his arch nemesis at Poetry Club and rival suitor to Liz, Brian’s new poetic inspiration.
When Toby goes missing, just after the announcement of the publication of his first collection, This Bridge No Hands Shall Cleave, Brian becomes the number one suspect. If he is to regain his reputation and to have a chance of winning Liz, he must find out what has happened to Toby before it is too late.
Critics Review
Glorious. I will be astonished if I read a more original, more inventive or funnier novel this year.
Nobody must find out about this unique gem, because I’m giving it to EVERYONE
Achingly funny. Without doubt it should win next year’s Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse prize for the best comic novel, even if my own novel is in contention as well
If you like a) laughing or b) words which rhyme with each other, you will love Brian Bilston
Not since Victoria Wood has a writer squeezed so much hilarity from a biscuit.
How do I laugh at thee? Let me count the ways . . . If you like sub-Carry On puns, clever parodies of famous poems and Wittgensteinian meditations on language, you’ll love it
The midlife answer to Adrian Mole? It’s a big comparison to make, in comic novel terms, but Brian Bilston – parodist and ‘poet laureate of Twitter’- is worthy . . . Laugh. Cry. Cringe.
He has a knack for playing with language but his poems are accessible, witty and touching . . . In fact I rather regretted reading it over just a couple of days – it would have been better to take longer and saver it.
A welcome reminder of the joy to be had when you put yourself in the hands of someone who knows their way round both a joke and a bittersweet narrative . . . Funny and ingenious
In a similar way to Morrissey and John Cooper Clarke, [Bilston] has the ability to make the mundane both funny and beautiful – whether that’s taking out the bins or procrastinating on Twitter . . . A must-read for anyone who is a fan of wordplay, puns, The Smiths and custard creams.
The English comic novel, whose death this year was announced prematurely, is actually alive, well and in the safe hands of Brian Bilston
Highly original, genuinely funny and clever, with a gentle humanity in between the lines. Brian Bilston should be Poet Laureate
Bilston is the greatest English anti-hero of our time. His poems have delighted people on Twitter for several years, and now he’s treated us to this brilliant novel . . . This book has everything you want from a comic novel . . . Brian Bilston is real. And I love him
The pseudonymous Brian Bilston turns the base metal of comic verse into gold . . . Imagine a mash-up of John Cooper Clarke, Ed Reardon’s Week and James Joyce, and you’re about halfway there . . . Bilston is a magician with words . . . Read this novel in short bursts, pausing to savour its individual brilliancies
Brian Bilston is bringing poetry to the masses . . . topical, witty, thoughtful
Brian Bilston is a laureate for our fractured times, a wordsmith who cares deeply about the impact his language makes as it dances before our eyes
One of the funniest novels in years . . . It also has genuine heart – and scores of poems so witty and accomplished that, in the real world, their author would surely be as famous as, well . . . I predict that Brian Bilston will soon be
Part John Cooper Clarke, part Frank Sidebottom . . . brilliant
Bilston is no stranger to crafting cleverly composed poetry
Word play, laugh-out-loud poems and the deft skewering of office life are part of the fun in this brilliant comic debut.
In 1892, George and Weedon Grossmith published The Diary of a Nobody, now a classic of comic writing. In 1978, Christopher Matthew updated the idea. Now Brian Bilston brings us another Diary of a Somebody and it’s as fun as its predecessors.
This fun, charming novel is a fine showcase for Bilston’s irrepressible creativity . . . It’s all done with wit, playfulness and a sense of amused wonder at the possibilities and idiosyncrasies of the English language, with the occasional groanworthy pun seeming like a price well worth paying.
Bilston has perfected his comic voice, which brings to mind a bitter man-child with spades of misanthropic charm and a dash of Alan Partridge-esque pedantry. This is a comic novel of the highest order.
An original, imaginative and funny book.
Part murder mystery, mainly great comic novel.
The midlife answer to Adrian Mole? It’s a big comparison to make, in comic novel terms, but Brian Bilston is worthy. In Diary of a Somebody, Brian makes a New Year’s Resolution to write a poem a day for a year. Hilarious results ensue, as well as the disappearance of a poetry (and love) rival. Laugh. Cry. Cringe
Charming, funny and touching.
Sparkling with wit, intelligence and humanity.
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