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Don’t Look Back in Ongar by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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Don’t Look Back in Ongar

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly (Related to this series)

Narrator
Rory Nolan
Publisher
Penguin Books Ltd
Publish Date
22 August 2024
Run Time
13 hours 18 minutes
Format
Audiobook
Rating
5.0 (1 review)

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It looked like it was Game Over for the Rossmeister General.
I was staring down the barrel of the big four-oh! And what did I have to show for it?

I was an out-of-work rugby coach who was soon to be divorced. My old dear was sliding away in a nursing home in a certain suburb of West Dublin. And my old man had brought the country to the verge of, like, nuclear annihilation.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, my teenage daughter was in love again. My sister-in-law was about to give birth to a baby that was possibly mine. And Castlerock College was about to go – I can’t even say the word – co-ed.

People kept saying that we were facing Ormageddon. But I was like, ‘Hey, it’s not the end of the world.’

Because Father Fehily used to say, ‘Sometimes good things come to an end so that better things can come to a beginning.’


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'I hope this series runs for decades' Belfast Telegraph

'An extraordinary run of sustained comedic excellence . . . brilliant' Irish Times

© Ross O'Carroll-Kelly 2024 (P) Penguin Audio 2024

Critics Review

  • Our nation's great satirist

    Irish Times

  • A national treasure

    Irish Independent

  • Book after book, Ross O’Carroll-Kelly delivers the goods . . . in a league of his own

    Business Post

  • Ireland’s finest comic creation since Father Ted

    Hot Press

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  • Satirical masterpieces

    Irish Daily Star

  • The single greatest chronicler of our times

    Irish Independent

  • Ross is a national institution

    Irish Times

  • One of the funniest writers in the country

    RTÉ Radio One

  • The social satire is as sharp as it gets ... compelling and carefully crafted

    Irish Examiner

  • Laugh-out-loud funny

    Newstalk

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Details

Author
Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
Narrator
Rory Nolan
Duration
13 hours 18 minutes
Release Date
22 August 2024
ISBN
9781405969598
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
Penguin Books Ltd
Genre
Humorous fiction, Modern and contemporary fiction: literary and general
Rating
5.0(1 review)
Narration
5.0(1 review)

Synopsis

Brought to you by Penguin.It looked like it was Game Over for the Rossmeister General.I was staring down the barrel of the big four-oh! And what did I have to show for it?I was an out-of-work rugby coach who was soon to be divorced. My old dear was sliding away in a nursing home in a certain suburb of West Dublin. And my old man had brought the country to the verge of, like, nuclear annihilation.And if that wasn’t bad enough, my teenage daughter was in love again. My sister-in-law was about to give birth to a baby that was possibly mine. And Castlerock College was about to go – I can’t even say the word – co-ed.People kept saying that we were facing Ormageddon. But I was like, ‘Hey, it’s not the end of the world.’Because Father Fehily used to say, ‘Sometimes good things come to an end so that better things can come to a beginning.’* * *'I hope this series runs for decades' Belfast Telegraph'An extraordinary run of sustained comedic excellence . . . brilliant' Irish Times© Ross O'Carroll-Kelly 2024 (P) Penguin Audio 2024

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