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Everyone in the Group Chat Dies by L.M. Chilton

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Everyone in the Group Chat Dies

Publisher
Bloomsbury Publishing
Publish Date
13 March 2025
Run Time
9 hours 21 minutes
Format
Audiobook
Rating
3.0 (1 review)

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What to expect

Bloomsbury presents Everyone in the Group Chat Dies by L.M. Chilton, read by Kimberley Capero.

'With biting, mordant humor, Chilton sends readers on a serial killer hunt for our disassociated, true-crime-obsessed social media age.' ASHLEY WINSTEAD, bestselling author of In My Dreams I Hold a Knife

Kirby Cornell needs a break from everything:
- Her crumbling flat in the sleepy town of Crowhurst (famous for its award-winning sausage rolls and a second-rate serial killer from the 90s).
- Her dead-end job.
- Her sleazy landlord.
- Her slobbish housemates.
- And, most of all, the terrible thing they all did.

Luckily, that hasn’t caught up with her just yet. Until a new message on their old group chat pops up:

Everyone in the group chat will die.

It’s the first text her ex-flatmate and social-media sleuth Esme has sent for ages, but that’s not the really weird thing.

The really weird thing is, Esme died twelve months ago…

Don’t miss the new laugh-out-loud thriller from L.M. Chilton, Everyone in the Group Chat Dies – a murder mystery that fuses the flatmate comedy of Friends with the serial-killer thrills of I Know What You Did Last Summer.

'A funny, twisty, bloodthirsty murder mystery. Great fun!’ JULIE MAE COHEN, author of Bad Men

'Darkly humorous and suspenseful... kept me turning the pages late into the night.' JOANNA WALLACE, author of You'd Look Better as a Ghost

'A lovely escape... Features a twist that I never saw coming' TASHA CORYELL, author of Love Letters to a Serial Killer

'A funny, inventive murder mystery that is a real page turner. Fabulous!' VICTORIA DOWD, author of The Smart Woman's Guide to Murder

'An absolute joy of a thriller: fast paced, full of suspense, and laugh out loud funny.' SARAH BONNER, author of Her Perfect Twin

Praise for L.M. Chilton:

'Kept me guessing and was so fun to read' BRITNEY SPEARS
'Murderously clever!' RUPERT HOLMES
'Utterly compelling and laugh-out-loud funny' KATY BRENT
'Rarely is murder so much fun!' RACHEL WOLF
'Hilariously dark' PLATINUM
'Humour doesn't always sit well with crime but Chilton has found the sweet spot' SUSSEX LIFE

Critics Review

  • 'With biting, mordant humor, Chilton sends readers on a serial killer hunt for our disassociated, true-crime-obsessed social media age. I laughed out loud, I gasped at twists, and I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of this ride. Highly recommend!'

    Ashley Winstead, bestselling author of In My Dreams I Hold a Knife

  • ’This novel does exactly what it says on the tin! A funny, twisty, bloodthirsty murder mystery. Great fun!’

    Julie Mae Cohen, author of Bad Men

  • Ingenious mixture of comic-psychological thriller and serial killer mystery... niftily blends crime elements with satire and sitcom-like comedy

    Sunday Times

  • One of my favourite-ever films is Hot Fuzz, and we’re in the same wryly humorous rural dystopia here... An enjoyable contemporary comedy crime caper

    Daily Mail

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  • [A] laugh-out-loud thriller... that blends roommate antics with chilling suspense

    Cosmopolitan, Best New Books Out In March

  • Packed with left-field plot twists, modern pop culture refrences and black humour, this thriller zips along. Original and lots of fun

    The Sun

  • A dark but very funny serial-killer thriller

    Heat, 5*

  • 'A darkly humorous and suspenseful tale that masterfully intertwines modern technology with classic thriller elements. L.M. Chilton delivers a compelling narrative that kept me turning the pages late into the night. Fabulous!'

    Joanna Wallace, author of You'd Look Better as a Ghost

  • 'A funny, inventive murder mystery that is a real page turner. Fabulous!'

    Victoria Dowd, author of The Smart Woman's Guide to Murder

  • 'A lovely escape... Features a twist that I never saw coming'

    Tasha Coryell, author of Love Letters to a Serial Killer

  • 'Everyone in the Group Chat Dies starts with the brilliant premise of receiving WhatsApp messages from a corpse. It's twisty, pacy and devilishly funny. I loved it.'

    Katie Marsh, author of How Not to Murder Your Ex

  • 'Everyone in the Group Chat Dies is an absolute joy of a thriller: fast paced, full of suspense, and laugh out loud funny. L.M. Chilton provides a deft skewering of flatmate culture and revels in the true horror of the group chat.'

    Sarah Bonner, author of Her Perfect Twin

  • Must read... a book to cancel plans for

    Closer

  • A brilliantly dark but funny read

    Bella

  • A laugh out loud read

    That's Life

  • Dark and funny... a twisty whodunnit

    Woman's Own

  • This gripping thriller from the author of Don't Swipe Right is full of twists and turns, and comes together beautifully

    Booksellers Circle

  • Darkly funny

    Psychologies

  • This excellent murder mystery is darkly funny

    Fabulous (The Sun on Sunday)

  • Chilton knows how to spring some nice twists, alongside lots of well set-up jokes.

    Morning Star

User Reviews

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Details

Author
L.M. Chilton
Narrator
Kimberley Capero
Duration
9 hours 21 minutes
Release Date
13 March 2025
ISBN
9781035908141
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
Bloomsbury Publishing
Genre
Thriller / suspense fiction, Psychological thriller, Thriller: serial killers, Housing and homelessness, Social media / social networking, Crime and mystery: women sleuths / detectives, Crime and mystery: private investigator / amateur detectives, True crime: serial killers and murderers, Humour, Crime and mystery: cosy mystery
Rating
3.0(1 review)
Narration
4.0(1 review)

Synopsis

Bloomsbury presents Everyone in the Group Chat Dies by L.M. Chilton, read by Kimberley Capero.'With biting, mordant humor, Chilton sends readers on a serial killer hunt for our disassociated, true-crime-obsessed social media age.' ASHLEY WINSTEAD, bestselling author of In My Dreams I Hold a KnifeKirby Cornell needs a break from everything:- Her crumbling flat in the sleepy town of Crowhurst (famous for its award-winning sausage rolls and a second-rate serial killer from the 90s).- Her dead-end job.- Her sleazy landlord.- Her slobbish housemates.- And, most of all, the terrible thing they all did.Luckily, that hasn’t caught up with her just yet. Until a new message on their old group chat pops up:Everyone in the group chat will die.It’s the first text her ex-flatmate and social-media sleuth Esme has sent for ages, but that’s not the really weird thing. The really weird thing is, Esme died twelve months ago…Don’t miss the new laugh-out-loud thriller from L.M. Chilton, Everyone in the Group Chat Dies – a murder mystery that fuses the flatmate comedy of Friends with the serial-killer thrills of I Know What You Did Last Summer.'A funny, twisty, bloodthirsty murder mystery. Great fun!’ JULIE MAE COHEN, author of Bad Men'Darkly humorous and suspenseful... kept me turning the pages late into the night.' JOANNA WALLACE, author of You'd Look Better as a Ghost'A lovely escape... Features a twist that I never saw coming' TASHA CORYELL, author of Love Letters to a Serial Killer'A funny, inventive murder mystery that is a real page turner. Fabulous!' VICTORIA DOWD, author of The Smart Woman's Guide to Murder'An absolute joy of a thriller: fast paced, full of suspense, and laugh out loud funny.' SARAH BONNER, author of Her Perfect TwinPraise for L.M. Chilton:'Kept me guessing and was so fun to read' BRITNEY SPEARS'Murderously clever!' RUPERT HOLMES'Utterly compelling and laugh-out-loud funny' KATY BRENT'Rarely is murder so much fun!' RACHEL WOLF'Hilariously dark' PLATINUM'Humour doesn't always sit well with crime but Chilton has found the sweet spot' SUSSEX LIFE

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