Father Christmas’s Fake Beard
- Author Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Mark Beech
- Narrator Julian Rhind-Tutt
- Publisher Penguin Random House Children's UK
- Publish Date 5 October 2017
- Run Time 1 hours and 34 minutes
- Format Audio
- Genre Children’s / Teenage fiction and true stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Action and adventure stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Fantasy, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Short stories.
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What to expect
Random House presents the audiobook edition of Father Christmas's Fake Beard by Terry Pratchett, read by Julian Rhind-Tutt.
Have you ever wanted Christmas to be different?
Turkey and carols, presents and crackers - they all start to feel a bit . . . samey.
How about a huge exploding mince pie, a pet abominable snowman, or a very helpful partridge in a pear tree? What if Father Christmas went to work at a zoo, or caused chaos in a toy store, or was even arrested for burglary!?
Dive into the fantastically funny world of Terry Pratchett, for a festive treat like no other. These ten stories will have you laughing, gasping and crying (with laughter) - you'll never see Christmas in the same way again.
| Author | Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Mark Beech |
|---|---|
| Narrator | Julian Rhind-Tutt |
| Duration | 1 hours and 34 minutes |
| Release Date | |
| ISBN | 9781448198559 |
| Format | Audiobook |
| Publisher | Penguin Random House Children's UK |
| Genre | Children’s / Teenage fiction and true stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Action and adventure stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Fantasy, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Short stories |
| Availability | AU, GB, IE |
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