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George Washington Is Cash Money
- Author
- Cory O'Brien
- Narrator
- Cory O'Brien
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish Date
- 6 June 2023
- Run Time
- 3 hours 51 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
Most of us are familiar with the greatest hits and legendary heroes of US history. In George Washington Is Cash Money, Cory O'Brien, author of Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, does away with the pomp and circumstance and calls America's history what it is: one long, violent soap opera. In his signature clever, crude, and cuss-ridden style, O'Brien reminds us that:
● Teddy Roosevelt stopped bullets with his manly chest
● Harriet Tubman avoided danger by having prophetic seizures.
● Joseph Smith invented Mormonism by staring into a hat full of rocks.
● Billy the Kid was finally defeated by the smell of fresh bacon.
And there's plenty more Star Spangled stupidity where that came from.
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Details
- Author
- Cory O'Brien
- Narrator
- Cory O'Brien
- Duration
- 3 hours 51 minutes
- Release Date
- 6 June 2023
- ISBN
- 9798350812244
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Genre
- Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction, Humour, Politics and government, History of the Americas
Synopsis
PREPARE TO BE BEAKED BY THE MAJESTIC EAGLE OF HISTORY Most of us are familiar with the greatest hits and legendary heroes of US history. In George Washington Is Cash Money, Cory O'Brien, author of Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, does away with the pomp and circumstance and calls America's history what it is: one long, violent soap opera. In his signature clever, crude, and cuss-ridden style, O'Brien reminds us that: ● Teddy Roosevelt stopped bullets with his manly chest● Harriet Tubman avoided danger by having prophetic seizures.● Joseph Smith invented Mormonism by staring into a hat full of rocks.● Billy the Kid was finally defeated by the smell of fresh bacon. And there's plenty more Star Spangled stupidity where that came from.
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