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Gypsy Freak
All The Pretty Monsters (Book 2)
- Author
- Kristy Cunning
- Narrator
- Melissa Moran, Shaun Grindell
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish Date
- 27 August 2019
- Run Time
- 7 hours 35 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
What's it like to be the girl who can't die—that everyone seems to always want to kill? Frustrating as hell.
What's it like to accidentally raise a psychotic alpha vampire everyone fears, who drops a lot of bodies on his first day out as a gift for your troubles? Terrifying, if I'm being honest.
What's it like when that crazed vampire tells you he wants you to be the happy little intermission, during an ongoing ancient story, and expects you to use your vagina to draw in a werewolf alpha, a Van Helsing alpha, and a sexual deviant alpha, so he can have his old friends back? That's when a girl has to stop, look around, and question her life choices.
I really don't know how this stuff keeps happening to me. Life was simpler when it was just me accidentally blowing myself up while trying to create potions and shampoo. Ever since coming to this town, I've had my throat slit by vampires, attracted way too much attention from some powerful alphas, and did a lot of regrettably stupid things because I'm too gullible for shady monsters.
Contains mature themes.
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Details
- Author
- Kristy Cunning
- Narrator
- Melissa Moran, Shaun Grindell
- Duration
- 7 hours 35 minutes
- Release Date
- 27 August 2019
- ISBN
- 9781630153939
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Genre
- Fiction: general and literary, Romance: fantasy and paranormal, Romance
Synopsis
What's it like to be a monster in a town full of monsters, who don't know you're a monster? Complicated and a little scary, but doable.What's it like to be the girl who can't die—that everyone seems to always want to kill? Frustrating as hell.What's it like to accidentally raise a psychotic alpha vampire everyone fears, who drops a lot of bodies on his first day out as a gift for your troubles? Terrifying, if I'm being honest.What's it like when that crazed vampire tells you he wants you to be the happy little intermission, during an ongoing ancient story, and expects you to use your vagina to draw in a werewolf alpha, a Van Helsing alpha, and a sexual deviant alpha, so he can have his old friends back? That's when a girl has to stop, look around, and question her life choices.I really don't know how this stuff keeps happening to me. Life was simpler when it was just me accidentally blowing myself up while trying to create potions and shampoo. Ever since coming to this town, I've had my throat slit by vampires, attracted way too much attention from some powerful alphas, and did a lot of regrettably stupid things because I'm too gullible for shady monsters.Contains mature themes.
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