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His Package
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- Author
- Penelope Bloom
- Narrator
- Alexander Cendese, CJ Bloom
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish Date
- 21 July 2020
- Run Time
- 5 hours 23 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
My neighbor wasn't most people. He lived in the apartment across the hall, and he was your typical, buttoned-up, fancy shoes, smells like a Calvin Klein commercial, looks like he actually flosses kind of guy. I mean, seriously? Wasn't flossing just made up by dentists so they could go on their little power trips once every six months?
The point was, this guy very obviously had his life all put together. He was Mr. Perfect, and If you asked me, he needed to be brought down a few pegs to wallow with the rest of us.
Cue his long, thick, package penetrating my tight little mailbox.
I accidentally dropped a knife on the package a few times back in my apartment. It basically sprang open on its own, and I had no choice but to look inside. His dirty little secret was staring me right in the face. As it turned out, Mr. Perfect wasn't so perfect. Who knew?
Hint: I knew. And I was absolutely going to enjoy every second of what was coming.
Contains mature themes.
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Details
- Author
- Penelope Bloom
- Narrator
- Alexander Cendese, CJ Bloom
- Duration
- 5 hours 23 minutes
- Release Date
- 21 July 2020
- ISBN
- 9781705214145
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Genre
- Fiction: general and literary, Romance, Contemporary lifestyle fiction, Romance, Contemporary romance
Synopsis
Normally, I was more of a cat person. As in, if I had to choose who lives, I'm going to take the cat nine times out of ten. It's not that I particularly like cats, I just don't particularly like most people.My neighbor wasn't most people. He lived in the apartment across the hall, and he was your typical, buttoned-up, fancy shoes, smells like a Calvin Klein commercial, looks like he actually flosses kind of guy. I mean, seriously? Wasn't flossing just made up by dentists so they could go on their little power trips once every six months?The point was, this guy very obviously had his life all put together. He was Mr. Perfect, and If you asked me, he needed to be brought down a few pegs to wallow with the rest of us.Cue his long, thick, package penetrating my tight little mailbox.I accidentally dropped a knife on the package a few times back in my apartment. It basically sprang open on its own, and I had no choice but to look inside. His dirty little secret was staring me right in the face. As it turned out, Mr. Perfect wasn't so perfect. Who knew?Hint: I knew. And I was absolutely going to enjoy every second of what was coming.Contains mature themes.
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