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Hot Cowgirl Sh*t
- Author
- Lacie Evans
- Narrator
- Lacie Evans
- Publisher
- Blackstone Publishing
- Publish Date
- 1 November 2025
- Run Time
- 2 hours 14 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
Farm life isn’t always what you see on social media …
“The feral cow bitch” Lacie Evans is here with a collection of hilarious and heartwarming stories about life on her cattle farm that’s become a viral sensation. Pet parents of creatures great and small will understand the urge to grab your baby by the horns (literally) and just totally smother them in love.
In these laugh-out-loud stories, Lacie opens up about her farm and brings you on an up-close-and-personal tour to meet the one and only Snow, an all-white cow who is a QUEEN and knows it. You’ll also meet Oswald, the OG bottle baby who thinks Lacie is literally his mother; Rocco Flocco Flame, a horny bull who will do anything to get with some ladies; Snow and Rocco’s miracle baby Jade; and the rest of the ragtag cast of characters who have charmed the hearts of millions. Get ready to fall head over heels for the friendliest cows on the planet and their loveably chaotic handler.
Includes a bonus PDF of photos featured in the print edition
Critics Review
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“Lacie’s stories show that raising any animal can be both punishingly difficult and hilariously absurd. I laughed, I cried, I got a third cat.”
Jefferson White, actor
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“Lacie’s storytelling had me hollering, and her titles had me hooked. From ‘assless chaps’ to ‘peach cobbler thank yous,’ this book is charmingly badass.“
Christine Snaps, comedian, @christines_snaps
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“A rich, hilarious, and deeply moving read, this book had me in tears by the second story. Lacie possesses a rare gift for storytelling, blending humor, heart, and raw emotion that makes you feel as if you’re right there with her in the pasture. This book is perfect for anyone who loves animals and laughter and has a soft spot for those adorable ‘giant grass puppies’ that will steal your heart.”
Tori Deal, TV personality and author of The Soul Spill
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“It’s like watching Lacie jump online to tell a quick story, just written down. If you’re looking for a fun read, this book offers a delightful mix of humor and heart. It’s a perfect blend of farm life, humor, and some of the hard realities wrapped in a fast-paced, easy-to-digest narrative.”
Zoe Kent, content creator, owner of Kent Farms
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Details
- Author
- Lacie Evans
- Narrator
- Lacie Evans
- Duration
- 2 hours 14 minutes
- Release Date
- 1 November 2025
- ISBN
- 9798228587779
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Blackstone Publishing
- Genre
- Humour, Nature and the natural world: general interest, Humour, Biography: general, Humour collections and anthologies, Domestic animals and pets, Wildlife: mammals: general interest
Synopsis
Farm life isn’t always what you see on social media …“The feral cow bitch” Lacie Evans is here with a collection of hilarious and heartwarming stories about life on her cattle farm that’s become a viral sensation. Pet parents of creatures great and small will understand the urge to grab your baby by the horns (literally) and just totally smother them in love.In these laugh-out-loud stories, Lacie opens up about her farm and brings you on an up-close-and-personal tour to meet the one and only Snow, an all-white cow who is a QUEEN and knows it. You’ll also meet Oswald, the OG bottle baby who thinks Lacie is literally his mother; Rocco Flocco Flame, a horny bull who will do anything to get with some ladies; Snow and Rocco’s miracle baby Jade; and the rest of the ragtag cast of characters who have charmed the hearts of millions. Get ready to fall head over heels for the friendliest cows on the planet and their loveably chaotic handler. Includes a bonus PDF of photos featured in the print edition
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