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How to Be a Man
- Author
- Chabuddy G
- Narrator
- Chabuddy G
- Publisher
- HarperCollins Publishers
- Publish Date
- 1 November 2018
- Run Time
- 2 hours
- Format
- Audiobook
- Genre
- Media tie-in humour, Gift and novelty books / items, Men’s health, Gender studies: men and boys, Advice on careers and achieving success, Humour collections and anthologies, Lifestyle and personal style guides, Dating, relationships, living together and marriage: advice, topics and issues, General cookery and recipes, Autobiography: general
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What to expect
BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT!
Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack AND a master of all trades.
In this special audio edition of How To Be A Man, you’ll hear from the horsie’s mouth how to be a proper god amongst men. You’ll learn how to boss a job interview – remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And you’ll learn the importance of practising #SelfLove, like a true millennial man – there are two things I know about real men, they have curves and they cry. But I’m not giving you any more details than that, mate – you’ll have to buy the book.
I actually only managed to write 13,000 words so I’ve had to bulk the audio version up a bit with extra girthy content. You’re actually getting more for your money, mate! And the production quality is proper tonk, too – just ignore those voicemails. I didn’t mean to include those.
So sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out – I don’t judge – and let my silky, smooth tones caress your eardrums.
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Details
- Author
- Chabuddy G
- Narrator
- Chabuddy G
- Duration
- 2 hours
- Release Date
- 1 November 2018
- ISBN
- 9780008314224
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- HarperCollins Publishers
- Genre
- Media tie-in humour, Gift and novelty books / items, Men’s health, Gender studies: men and boys, Advice on careers and achieving success, Humour collections and anthologies, Lifestyle and personal style guides, Dating, relationships, living together and marriage: advice, topics and issues, General cookery and recipes, Autobiography: general
Synopsis
BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT! Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack AND a master of all trades. In this special audio edition of How To Be A Man, you’ll hear from the horsie’s mouth how to be a proper god amongst men. You’ll learn how to boss a job interview – remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And you’ll learn the importance of practising #SelfLove, like a true millennial man – there are two things I know about real men, they have curves and they cry. But I’m not giving you any more details than that, mate – you’ll have to buy the book. I actually only managed to write 13,000 words so I’ve had to bulk the audio version up a bit with extra girthy content. You’re actually getting more for your money, mate! And the production quality is proper tonk, too – just ignore those voicemails. I didn’t mean to include those. So sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out – I don’t judge – and let my silky, smooth tones caress your eardrums.
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