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HOW TO LOSE A GOBLIN IN TEN DAYS is a comfort read fantasy romance between a halfling and a goblin: imagine a classic opposites-attract romcom taking place in a cosy fantasy setting. Expect romantasy, magical forests, interfering wizards, lots of home cooking and maybe even a kiss at the Harvest dance...

When a halfling, Pansy, and a goblin, Ren, each think they've inherited the same cottage, they make a bargain: they'll live in the house together and whoever is driven out first forfeits their ownership. Amidst forced proximity and cultural misunderstandings, the two begin to fall in love.

But when the cottage - and their communities - are threatened by a common enemy, the duo must learn to trust each other, and convince goblins and halflings to band together to oust the tall intruder.

What if cottagecore and goblincore fell in love? This debut is perfect for all fans of cosy fantasies such as The Spell Shop, Legends and Lattes and The House in the Cerulean Sea, as well as any reader who really wishes they could live in the Shire from The Lord of the Rings.

'An adorable delight! This wonderful and charming treasure of a book will warm your heart!'
Sarah Beth Durst, New York Times bestselling author of The Spellshop

'Everything I didn't know I wanted in a cosy fantasy novel and more. What do you MEAN it's a classic romcom meets Lord of the Rings?! It means that this was made for exactly me . . . a romantically fantastical delight'
Stephanie Cooke, author of Pillow Talk

'How to Lose a Goblin in Ten Days is an adorable story that will fulfil your cottagecore dreams-and also carries a poignant message about acceptance, belonging, and community. This sweet, cosy tale is the perfect escape for anyone seeking comfort, warmth, and a dash of magic'
M. Stevenson, author of Behooved


Some of the Goodreads reviews so far:
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'I was cheering for Pansy and Ren throughout'
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'This book is a warm hug and a ray of sunshine on paper'
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'100% recommend this for anyone who needs a getaway to a magical place'
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'This book is perfect for fans of cozy cottage core romantasy'
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'When I saw the title of this book, I knew I HAD to read it'
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'Sometimes you need a book that feels like being wrapped in the softest blanket while rain patters against the window. Jessie Sylva delivered exactly that'
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'I cannot emphasize how lovely this book was enough, it was the perfect cosy read'
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'Jessie Sylva's writing was phenomenal. I found I giggled, smiled, and sometimes even kicked my feet in pure delight'

(Plus many more five star reviews on Goodreads.)

Critics Review

An adorable delight! This wonderful and charming treasure of a book will warm your heart!
Sarah Beth Durst, New York Times bestselling author of THE SPELLSHOP
How to Lose a Goblin in Ten Days is an adorable story that will fulfill your cottagecore dreams-and also carries a poignant message about acceptance, belonging, and community. This sweet, cosy tale is the perfect escape for anyone seeking comfort, warmth, and a dash of magic
M. Stevenson, author of Behooved

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