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How to Write a Novel

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What to expect

Aristotle “Aris” Thibodeau is twelve-and-a-half years old and destined for greatness. Ever since her father’s death, however, she’s been stuck in the small town of Kanuga, Georgia, where she has to manage her mother Diane’s floundering love life and dubious commitment to her job as an English professor, not to mention coparenting a little brother who hogs all the therapy money.

Luckily, Aris has a plan. Following the advice laid out in Write a Novel in Thirty Days!, she sets out to pen a bestseller using her charmingly dysfunctional family as material. If the mom character, Diane, would ditch online dating and accept that the perfect man is clearly the handyman/nanny character, Penn MacGuffin, Aris would have the essential romance for her plot (and a father in her real life). But when a random accident uncovers a dark part of Thibodeau family history, Aris is forced to confront the fact that sometimes in life—as in great literature—things might not work out exactly as planned.

How to Write a Novel is a brilliant satire of the modern family, at once endearing, hilarious, and bittersweet.

Critics Review

“Sumner brings a knowing, tongue-in-cheek sparkle to discussions of writing workshop chestnuts…never losing sight of the humanity of her characters and the unpredictable nature of reality.”

Atlanta Journal-Constitution

“In the vein of Graeme Simsion’s The Rosie Project, Sumner’s quirky story about an unconventional family is charming and precocious, like Aris herself.”

Library Journal

“A beautiful and accomplished novel by an extraordinarily gifted talent.”

Jill McCorkle, author of Life after Life

“How a kid can help her broke, widowed, overwhelmed mom: write a novel!…Sweet, clever, and fun.”

Kirkus Reviews
Author Melanie Sumner
Narrator Katie Schorr
Duration 7 hours and 43 minutes
Release Date
ISBN 9781504605762
Format Audiobook
Publisher Blackstone Publishing
Genre Family life fiction, Humorous fiction, Narrative theme: Coming of age, Satirical fiction and parodies
Availability AU, GB, IE, US

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