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I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend
Patch Simmons (Related to this series)
- Author
- Harry Trevaldwyn
- Narrator
- Harry Trevaldwyn
- Publisher
- Pan Macmillan
- Publish Date
- 2 July 2026
- Run Time
- 7 hours 35 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
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What to expect
Read by the author.
'The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs' - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King
Get ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge in I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend . . . keeping him.
Here's the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realize that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven’t told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn’t make it up! And I really promise I haven’t.
So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:
- Am I in a relationship with Sam?
- Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?
- Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser?
Listeners loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors!
'Absolutely love this book' - 5 star review
'Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch's mind all day, every day.' - 5 star review
'Extremely funny YA' - 5 star review
'Funny and sweet and so real.' - 5 star review
Critics Review
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Funny and full of heart, Patch is up there with the great whingers Adrian Mole, Georgia Nicolson, and Bridget Jones.
Monica Heisey, bestselling author of Really Good, Actually
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Nothing short of perfect, a joy from start to finish. Patch is Gen Alpha's Adrian Mole.
Rebecca Humphries
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Funny, voicey and fresh. Patch makes Georgia Nicolson seem demure and composed.
Elle McNicoll
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Details
- Author
- Harry Trevaldwyn
- Narrator
- Harry Trevaldwyn
- Duration
- 7 hours 35 minutes
- Release Date
- 2 July 2026
- ISBN
- 9781035049257
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Pan Macmillan
- Genre
- Children’s / Teenage fiction: Romance and love stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: General, modern and contemporary fiction, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories, Children’s / Teenage personal and social topics: LGBTQIA+
Synopsis
Read by the author.'The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs' - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama KingGet ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge in I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend . . . keeping him.Here's the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realize that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven’t told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn’t make it up! And I really promise I haven’t.So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:Am I in a relationship with Sam?Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser?Listeners loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors!'Absolutely love this book' - 5 star review'Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch's mind all day, every day.' - 5 star review'Extremely funny YA' - 5 star review'Funny and sweet and so real.' - 5 star review
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