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I Only Cry with Emoticons by Yuvi Zalkow

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I Only Cry with Emoticons

Publisher
Blackstone Publishing
Publish Date
6 September 2022
Run Time
7 hours 47 minutes
Format
Audiobook
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What to expect

Saul doesn’t get why he’s misunderstood. At his high-tech day job, he hides in the bathroom writing a novel about his dead grandfather and wonders why his boss wants to fire him. He tells his almost ex-wife about a blind date and wonders why she slams the door in his face. He aches with worry for his seven-year-old son, who seems happier living with his mom and her new man.

When the blind date becomes a complicated relationship, and Saul’s blunders at work threaten the survival of the company, Saul has to wake up and confront his fears.

I Only Cry with Emoticons is a quirky comedy that reveals the cost of being disconnected—even when we’re using a dozen apps on our devices to communicate—and an awkward man’s search for real connections, on and offline.

Critics Review

  • “A sly, forthright comedy about the intersection of love and technology, men and women, and the way our devices have become a loud third wheel. I couldn’t put it down.”

    Monica Drake, author of Clown Girl

  • “I Only Cry with Emoticons masterfully captures both the anxiety and hope of our modern lives.”

    Wendy J. Fox, author of What If We Were Somewhere Else

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Details

Author
Yuvi Zalkow
Narrator
Chris Andrew Ciulla
Duration
7 hours 47 minutes
Release Date
6 September 2022
ISBN
9798212007757
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
Blackstone Publishing
Genre
Fiction: general and literary, Narrative theme: Sense of place, Family life fiction, Narrative theme: Love and relationships

Synopsis

Saul doesn’t get why he’s misunderstood. At his high-tech day job, he hides in the bathroom writing a novel about his dead grandfather and wonders why his boss wants to fire him. He tells his almost ex-wife about a blind date and wonders why she slams the door in his face. He aches with worry for his seven-year-old son, who seems happier living with his mom and her new man.When the blind date becomes a complicated relationship, and Saul’s blunders at work threaten the survival of the company, Saul has to wake up and confront his fears.I Only Cry with Emoticons is a quirky comedy that reveals the cost of being disconnected—even when we’re using a dozen apps on our devices to communicate—and an awkward man’s search for real connections, on and offline.

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