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I Think We Should Kill Other People by L.M. Chilton

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I Think We Should Kill Other People

Publisher
Bloomsbury Publishing
Publish Date
9 April 2026
Run Time
7 hours 42 minutes
Format
Audiobook

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What to expect

Bloomsbury presents I Think We Should Kill Other People by L.M. Chilton, read by Mei Mei Macleod.

The new laugh-out-loud serial killer thriller from L.M. Chilton, author of Don't Swipe Right and Everyone in the Group Chat Dies.

'Razor sharp, irreverent and as funny as hell' JOHN MARRS

Hazel and Marc were paired together on revolutionary new reality TV show Love Synced, in which AI matches hopeful lovers based on its perceptive algorithms.

But when it came time to say I Do on camera, Hazel couldn’t go through with it, leaving her perfect match at the altar, his family furious and the whole TV production in jeopardy.

Now all she wants to do is fly home. Instead, she’s trapped in an isolated airport that’s been ground to a halt by a snow storm... with her ex and his obnoxiously rich family. But when they start turning up dead, a jilted lover is the least of Hazel’s worries – there’s a serial killer to catch first.

The AI algorithm failed to find Hazel her soulmate... But could it help find the murderer instead?

'Brutal, biting, and totally unputdownable' JOANNA WALLACE

'For lovers of reality dating shows... hilarious and satisfying' TASHA CORYELL

'Fresh, fast-paced and hilarious... I loved every minute' KJ WHITTLE

Praise for L.M. Chilton:

'Utterly compelling and laugh-out-loud funny' KATY BRENT
'Murderously clever!' RUPERT HOLMES
'With biting, mordant humor, Chilton sends readers on a serial killer hunt for our disassociated, true-crime-obsessed social media age' ASHLEY WINSTEAD
'Funny, twisty, bloodthirsty' JULIE MAE COHEN
'Kept me guessing and was so fun to read' BRITNEY SPEARS

Critics Review

  • 'Razor sharp, irreverent and as funny as hell'

    John Marrs, multi-million copy bestselling author

  • 'Reality TV romance morphs into something much darker. Brutal, biting, and totally unputdownable - the perfect blend of comedy and carnage.'

    Joanna Wallace, author of You'd Look Better as a Ghost

  • 'For lovers of reality dating shows, I Think We Should Kill Other People is a hilarious and satisfying satire. It's the over-the-top season finale that you've always dreamed of that asks important questions like "should I have married him?" and "is he a murderer?" The perfect book for when you're stranded at an airport.'

    Tasha Coryell, author of Love Letters to a Serial Killer

  • ‘Fresh, fast-paced and hilarious – just what we’ve come to expect from L M Chilton! It’s a romance wrapped in a murder mystery and I loved every minute.’

    KJ Whittle, author of Seven Reasons to Murder Your Dinner Guests

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  • Razor sharp, irreverent and as funny as hell

    JOHN MARRS

  • Darkly witty and sharply observed, this fast-paced serial-killer tale delivers twists from take-off to touchdown.

    Psychologies Magazine

  • A witty, brilliant read!

    Closer

  • A brilliant dark comedy

    Heat

  • Dark but funny!

    Bella

  • an extremely well put together jigsaw of a story, meticulous in planning and playing out

    Promoting Crime Fiction

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Details

Author
L.M. Chilton
Narrator
Mei Mei MacLeod
Duration
7 hours 42 minutes
Release Date
9 April 2026
ISBN
9781035920808
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
Bloomsbury Publishing
Genre
Thriller / suspense fiction, Crime and mystery: women sleuths / detectives, Artificial intelligence (AI)

Synopsis

Bloomsbury presents I Think We Should Kill Other People by L.M. Chilton, read by Mei Mei Macleod.The new laugh-out-loud serial killer thriller from L.M. Chilton, author of Don't Swipe Right and Everyone in the Group Chat Dies.'Razor sharp, irreverent and as funny as hell' JOHN MARRSHazel and Marc were paired together on revolutionary new reality TV show Love Synced, in which AI matches hopeful lovers based on its perceptive algorithms.But when it came time to say I Do on camera, Hazel couldn’t go through with it, leaving her perfect match at the altar, his family furious and the whole TV production in jeopardy.Now all she wants to do is fly home. Instead, she’s trapped in an isolated airport that’s been ground to a halt by a snow storm... with her ex and his obnoxiously rich family. But when they start turning up dead, a jilted lover is the least of Hazel’s worries – there’s a serial killer to catch first.The AI algorithm failed to find Hazel her soulmate... But could it help find the murderer instead?'Brutal, biting, and totally unputdownable' JOANNA WALLACE'For lovers of reality dating shows... hilarious and satisfying' TASHA CORYELL'Fresh, fast-paced and hilarious... I loved every minute' KJ WHITTLEPraise for L.M. Chilton:'Utterly compelling and laugh-out-loud funny' KATY BRENT'Murderously clever!' RUPERT HOLMES'With biting, mordant humor, Chilton sends readers on a serial killer hunt for our disassociated, true-crime-obsessed social media age' ASHLEY WINSTEAD'Funny, twisty, bloodthirsty' JULIE MAE COHEN'Kept me guessing and was so fun to read' BRITNEY SPEARS

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