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It’s a Fair Cop: Series 7-9 by Alfie Moore

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It’s a Fair Cop: Series 7-9

Narrator
Alfie Moore
Publisher
BBC Audio
Publish Date
17 July 2025
Run Time
8 hours 45 minutes
Format
Audiobook
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A third collection of stand-up comedy series from ex-police officer Alfie Moore

Winner of the 2026 Best Comedy ARIA


Ever wondered what sort of a copper you might make?

In these three series, policeman turned stand-up Alfie Moore gives his audience of deputies the chance to find out, as he swears them in and presents them with some real-life scenarios to see how they’ll deal with the dilemmas he faced. Sharing hilarious anecdotes from his time on the front line and giving a helpful breakdown of the ins and outs of British law, he invites them to explain what decisions they would have made – and why...

With 18 years’ experience as a bobby on the beat, Alfie’s seen it all, and the stories from his casebook range from a delicate situation involving a worried daughter, an elderly father and his much younger girlfriend to a caravan conundrum, a neighbour dispute that turns dangerous and a potential case of coercive control. He also tackles the thorny issue of knife crime, takes us through the 10-week journey of training a new recruit – and tells a heartwarming tale of our favourite canine copper, Zeus the Police Dog.

Also included is a Christmas Special, in which Alfie introduces us to a cavalcade of festive characters, including a gas station Grinch, an inebriated Mary and Joseph, and a Christmas Eve saviour.


Series 7:

  1. Workplace Theft
  2. Custody Officer
  3. Vulnerable Adult
  4. Student Officer
  5. Caravan Conundrum
  6. Speeding

Christmas Special

Series 8:

  1. Bounty Hunter
  2. Anger Management
  3. Top Dog
  4. Knife Crime
  5. The Make Off
  6. Domestic Violence

Series 9:

  1. Bus Stop Assault
  2. Freedom of Expression
  3. Suspicious Death
  4. Citizen’s Arrest
  5. The Steelworks
  6. Misrepresentation


Production credits
Written and presented by Alfie Moore
Produced by Sam Holmes
Script Editor: Will Ing
Production Co-ordinators: Katie Baum, Becky Carewe-Jeffries & Caroline Barlow
A BBC Studios Production

© 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd. (P) 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd

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Details

Author
Alfie Moore
Narrator
Alfie Moore
Duration
8 hours 45 minutes
Release Date
17 July 2025
ISBN
9781529946222
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
BBC Audio
Genre
Humour, Comedy and stand-up, Police and security services

Synopsis

A third collection of stand-up comedy series from ex-police officer Alfie MooreWinner of the 2026 Best Comedy ARIAEver wondered what sort of a copper you might make?In these three series, policeman turned stand-up Alfie Moore gives his audience of deputies the chance to find out, as he swears them in and presents them with some real-life scenarios to see how they’ll deal with the dilemmas he faced. Sharing hilarious anecdotes from his time on the front line and giving a helpful breakdown of the ins and outs of British law, he invites them to explain what decisions they would have made – and why...With 18 years’ experience as a bobby on the beat, Alfie’s seen it all, and the stories from his casebook range from a delicate situation involving a worried daughter, an elderly father and his much younger girlfriend to a caravan conundrum, a neighbour dispute that turns dangerous and a potential case of coercive control. He also tackles the thorny issue of knife crime, takes us through the 10-week journey of training a new recruit – and tells a heartwarming tale of our favourite canine copper, Zeus the Police Dog.Also included is a Christmas Special, in which Alfie introduces us to a cavalcade of festive characters, including a gas station Grinch, an inebriated Mary and Joseph, and a Christmas Eve saviour.Series 7:Workplace TheftCustody OfficerVulnerable AdultStudent OfficerCaravan ConundrumSpeedingChristmas SpecialSeries 8:Bounty HunterAnger ManagementTop DogKnife CrimeThe Make OffDomestic ViolenceSeries 9:Bus Stop AssaultFreedom of ExpressionSuspicious DeathCitizen’s ArrestThe SteelworksMisrepresentationProduction creditsWritten and presented by Alfie MooreProduced by Sam HolmesScript Editor: Will IngProduction Co-ordinators: Katie Baum, Becky Carewe-Jeffries & Caroline BarlowA BBC Studios Production© 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd. (P) 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd

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