Life On Altamont Court

Synopsis

When a Gay Couple moves in'ĶThe Inflatable Snowman. The Gigantic Inflatable Snowman. We thought that 'ÄòFrosty'Äô would lead to our demise. That 18-foot monstrosity had me questioning our decision to move into this seemingly quiet neighborhood on a cul-de-sac. Was I ever wrong! It turned out to be one of the best decisions my partner and I ever made. This book is dedicated to the memories and life-changing events that took place during our stay on Altamont Court. The people, the traditions, the holidays and the celebrations of life and love are all captured within these pages. Take a journey with me and read about the mayhem and mishaps that come into play when you mix together a potpourri of characters who live within a stone'Äôs throw of each other. Take an eco-friendly, high-strung type A neighbor, a demanding Italian Matriarch, men who are the embodiment of the words 'ÄúMore Power,'Äù a troop of loving and mischievous kids and mix in two gay men who are hell-bent on making a home out of a charming half-million-dollar fixer upper and you have the residents of Altamont Court. Whether you'Äôre a weekend warrior who can'Äôt wait to get his hands around the next 'Äúimprovement project'Äù, a stiletto-wearing Texas woman who wields a gun in flawless makeup, or a queen from the city who eagerly awaits the next big sales event at Neiman Marcus - this memoir is for you. Pour a drink or a shot, sit back, relax and enjoy - and if you don'Äôt, then the words of a truly classy character and dear friend come to mind, 'ÄúWhat the F&%$ is wrong with you?'Äù Yes, it'Äôs that kind of party - bless our hearts.