Man, F*ck This House (And Other Disasters)
- Author Brian Asman
- Narrator Jenn Lee, various narrators, Zura Johnson, Ray Porter, Matt Godfrey, James Anderson Foster, Andrew Gibson, Joe Hempel
- Publisher Blackstone Publishing
- Publish Date 6 December 2025
- Run Time 12 hours and 46 minutes
- Format Audio
- Genre Fiction: general and literary, Horror and supernatural fiction, Occult fiction, Short stories.
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What to expect
This all-new expanded edition of the viral sensation Man, F*ck This House includes six brand-new stories by Brian Asman, “a singular voice in horror fiction” (Eric LaRocca).
In the titular Man, F*ck This House, Sabrina Haskins and her family have just moved into their dream home. At first glance, the house is perfect. But things aren’t what they seem. Sabrina is hearing odd noises, seeing strange visions. Their neighbors are odd or absent. And Sabrina’s already-fraught relationship with her son is about to be tested in a way no parent could ever imagine. Because while the Haskins family might be the newest owners of this house, they’re far from its only residents …
In “Beware the Hurlyburly,” a troubled teen loses his grip on reality after checking out the wrong internet meme …
In “In the Rushes,” a coastal cycling trip turns terrifying for a feuding mother and daughter …
Malevolent doppelgängers, bizarre murders, ancient evils, Western ghosts, mirror monsters, poisonous playthings, and more populate the pages of this brilliant—and petrifying—collection of stories.
Critics Review
“Asman understands horror. He has range, and he has a wild inventiveness, but mostly he has a tacit understanding that horror can be fun. A joyous buzz saw of a collection, one that made me an instant fan.”
“The kind of unhinged and demented horror that I love deeply. Fresh, innovative, and marvelously compelling, Man, F*ck This House (And Other Disasters) vibrates with all the verve and spirit of a singular voice in horror fiction.”
“An extraordinary horror author.”
“Asman is a master at getting you to let your guard down, whether it be with titles, characters, or sunny settings. He’s like a comforting dad who tucks you in at night and then tells you to ignore the snarling, scratching sounds under the bed and the grinning face in the mirror, right before killing the light and locking the door.”
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