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Me Mam. Me Dad. Me.

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Bloomsbury presents Me Mam. Me Dad. Me. by Malcolm Duffy, read by Ross Adams.

WINNER SHEFFIELD CHILDREN'S BOOK AWARD 2019, YA CATEGORY.
WINNER REDBRIDGE CHILDREN'S BOOK AWARD 2019.
SHORTLISTED WATERSTONE'S CHILDREN'S BOOK AWARD 2019.
WORLD BOOK NIGHT TITLE 2019.
– and many more.

'It was the day the clocks went back. That's when I decided to kill him.'
Humorous and heartbreaking debut novel with the fresh, funny, honest voice of a 14-year-old Geordie lad recounting the trials and tribulations of family life and finding first love.

Danny's mam has a new boyfriend. Initially, all is good – Callum seems nice enough, and Danny can't deny he's got a cool set up; big house, fast car, massive TV, and Mam seems to really like him.

But cracks begin to show, and they're not the sort that can be easily repaired. As Danny witnesses Mam suffer and Callum spiral out of control he goes in search of his dad. The Dad he's never met. Set in Newcastle and Edinburgh, this supremely readable coming-of-age drama tackles domestic violence head on, but finds humour and hope in the most unlikely of­ places.

ME MAM. ME DAD. ME.
WINNER SHEFFIELD CHILDREN'S BOOK AWARD 2019, YA CATEGORY.
WINNER REDBRIDGE CHILDREN'S BOOK AWARD 2019.
SHORTLISTED WATERSTONE'S CHILDREN'S BOOK AWARD 2019.
SHORTLISTED BRISTOL TEEN BOOK AWARD 2019.
LONGLISTED BRANFORD BOASE AWARD 2019.
NOMINATED FOR THE CILIP CARNEGIE PRIZE 2019.
WORLD BOOK NIGHT TITLE 2019.

Critics Review

Touching and compelling to the end... It has sweetness and comedy, despite the gravity of its theme. And it is a lesson in standing up for yourself and others and finding the people who deserve your trust'
The Sunday Times, Book of the Week
A glorious, soaring voice telling an important story. Made me guts feel funny, like I was on a rollercoaster
Joanna Nadin, author of Joe All Alone
An assured debut... Danny's honest distinctive voice brings humour and hope'
The Bookseller
It's an intriguing premise and one that Duffy, whose work as creative director at Comic Relief inspired and informed this novel, handles with aplomb
Claire Hennessy, Irish Times
5* A powerful story of filial love when domestic violence gets in the way. An unforgettable central character and a truthful ending make for a truly impactful read
Jill Murphy, The Bookbag
I really loved Danny, I loved his Geordie voice, I loved his endearing relationship with his girlfriend Amy. Although this is a story that deals with domestic violence there are some moments that are really funny in it... A heavy topic dealt with a relatively light touch which is really important'
Karen Gregory, Down the Rabbit Hole
A memorable and touching read
South Wales Evening Post
Never once does the authenticity of the narration waver... The immediacy of the text is potent' 5 stars'
Books for Keeps
By turns humorous and heartbreaking
Your Elmbridge.
It's hard to think of a work I've read for young people in recent times that has so much heart and humour, yet manages to explore such darkness... I heartily recommend this for all teens'
Herald, Books of the Year.
For pitch-perfect teenage voices, you can't go wrong with Malcolm Duffy's Me Mam. Me Dad. Me.
Irish Times, Books of the Year
Stories like Danny's are important. Duffy explores the themes of domestic violence, isolation, and growing up with sensitivity, energy and heart
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Author Malcolm Duffy
Narrator Ross Adams
Duration 6 hours and 32 minutes
Release Date
ISBN 9781035904860
Format Audiobook
Publisher Bloomsbury Publishing
Genre Children’s / Teenage fiction: General fiction, Fiction and Related items
Availability AU, GB, IE, US

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