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Midlife Christmas Vigilante
- Author
- Eve Langlais
- Narrator
- Anne Robert
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish Date
- 11 December 2025
- Run Time
- 4 hours 50 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
You can call me the spirit of hot flashes, fangs, and vengeance.
Just before Christmas my life underwent a major change. And I’m not talking about the fact I hit menopause hard—I mean, we're talking night sweats and hormones gone wild. Nope, it was worse than that. I almost died, and would have actually been six feet under if I'd not been transformed into a vampire.
You heard me right. At the ripe age of forty-seven, I became a blood-guzzling, sunlight-hating, fanged menace with an insatiable appetite.
Thankfully, criminals taste delicious.
But the wicked aren't the only people I'm nibbling on this holiday season. When I'm not taking a literal bite out of crime, you will find me unwrapping the handsome vampire who gave me the best present of all.
Love.
Contains mature themes.
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Details
- Author
- Eve Langlais
- Narrator
- Anne Robert
- Duration
- 4 hours 50 minutes
- Release Date
- 11 December 2025
- ISBN
- 9798331998448
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Genre
- Romance: fantasy and paranormal, Fantasy, Romance: fantasy and paranormal, Mythical creatures: Vampires, werewolves and other shapeshifters
Synopsis
You can call me the spirit of hot flashes, fangs, and vengeance.Just before Christmas my life underwent a major change. And I’m not talking about the fact I hit menopause hard—I mean, we're talking night sweats and hormones gone wild. Nope, it was worse than that. I almost died, and would have actually been six feet under if I'd not been transformed into a vampire.You heard me right. At the ripe age of forty-seven, I became a blood-guzzling, sunlight-hating, fanged menace with an insatiable appetite.Thankfully, criminals taste delicious.But the wicked aren't the only people I'm nibbling on this holiday season. When I'm not taking a literal bite out of crime, you will find me unwrapping the handsome vampire who gave me the best present of all.Love.Contains mature themes.
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