Normal Schmormal
- Author Ashley Blaker
- Narrator Ashley Blaker
- Publisher HarperCollins Publishers
- Publish Date 20 July 2023
- Run Time 8 hours and 21 minutes
- Format x-book®
- Genre Autism and Asperger’s Syndrome, Child care and upbringing: advice for parents, Child, developmental and lifespan psychology, Children’s health, Disability: social aspects, Humour collections and anthologies, Memoirs.
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What to expect
The heartwarming and hilarious part-memoir, part-guide from comedian and father-of-six Ashley Blaker, on parenting, adoption and raising children with special needs.
‘A funny, irreverent and loving book’ Daily Express
‘We had such a variety of experts visiting our home, we really needed a revolving door. All these professionals would watch our son playing while shaking their heads and making tutting sounds, like builders considering a bad job you wanted them to fix. “Tut tut tut. No speech, disordered social skills, sensory issues. This is going to cost you!!”’
Ashley Blaker has six children, three of whom have an SEN diagnosis. Between endless meetings, countless therapists, public humiliations, failed playdates, surreal monologues and occasional violence, it’s certainly not what anyone would call a ‘normal’ household – but would he want it any other way?
Normal Schmormal is part-memoir, part how-to guide, highlighting the many challenges, as well as the hugely rewarding elements, of parenting children with additional needs. Written with humour, compassion and a lot of love, it’s a must-read for parents, carers and teachers of children with SEN, either looking for a bit of support or in need of a very big laugh.
Critics Review
ADVANCE PRAISE
'A very funny and honest account of Ashley's extraordinary ordinary life. There is treasure here for all parents, non-parents and children of parents, and that is surely most people.'
Alex Horne
'Great insights and advice for any parent, from a unique and fascinating family and their brilliantly funny dad.'
Katy Brand
'Absolutely hilarious and yet so poignant. This book is going to both entertain and bring comfort to so many people, giving them hope for the future.'
Matt Lucas
'There's so much love and good energy in this book. It had me smiling from the very first words.'
Adam Hills
'Normal Schmormal is a laugh-out-loud, touching memoir of advice, where embracing the weird becomes something wonderful. Every parent should have a copy.'
Emma Kennedy
'Hilarious, fascinating, and moving. A very special book about a very special family. I laughed and learned so much.'
Elis James
'This is a must read. Ashley Blaker has a special brand of comic magic. His gift is in making the toughest life challenges seem relatable and even joyous.'
Rob Rinder
'Funny and warm hearted, this book is a godsend for neurodivergent parents like me.'
Josie Long
'Inspirational, moving and massively funny. A beautiful schmeautiful book.'
David Schneider
'Ashley is a superb comic writer and this is a brilliantly funny and often incredibly emotional memoir.'
David Walliams
'Full of love, this book is a unique and uplifting document of a remarkable everyday life. God knows how Ashley found time to write it.'
Mark Watson
'Funny, moving and incredibly useful. This book can teach us all something about parenting.'
Lucy Porter
'A vivid record of a father's love for his children and a plea for others to follow suit, whatever their kids may be like. A gorgeous book.'
Jeremy Dyson
'Chipped away at my ignorance and made me laugh at the same time. A neat trick.'
Mike Wozniak
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