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Once Upon a Tome by Oliver Darkshire

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Once Upon a Tome

Publisher
Transworld
Publish Date
6 October 2022
Run Time
5 hours 41 minutes
Format
Audiobook

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Welcome to Sotheran's, one of the oldest
bookshops in the world, with its weird and wonderful clientele, suspicious cupboards, unlabelled keys, poisoned books and some things that aren't even books, presided over by one deeply eccentric apprentice.

Some years ago, Oliver Darkshire stepped into the hushed interior of Henry Sotheran Ltd on Sackville Street (est. 1761) to interview for their bookselling apprenticeship, a decision which has bedevilled him ever since.

He'd intended to stay for a year before launching into some less dusty, better remunerated career. Unfortunately for him, the alluring smell of old books and the temptation of a management-approved afternoon nap proved irresistible. Soon he was balancing teetering stacks of first editions, fending off nonagenarian widows with a ten-foot pole and trying not to upset the store's resident ghost (the late Mr Sotheran had unfinished business when he was hit by that tram).

For while Sotheran's might be a treasure trove of literary delights, it sings a siren song to eccentrics. There are not only colleagues whose tastes in rare items range from the inspired to the mildly dangerous, but also zealous collectors seeking knowledge, curios, or simply someone with whom to hold a four hour conversation about books bound in human skin.

By turns unhinged and earnestly dog-eared, Once Upon a Tome is the rather colourful story of life in one of the world's oldest bookshops and a love letter to the benign, unruly world of antiquarian bookselling, where to be uncommon or strange is the best possible compliment.

© Oliver Darkshire 2022 (P) Penguin Audio 2022

Critics Review

  • Seeking a Christmas present for that bibliophilic relative who has seemingly read everything? It's right here.

    Financial Times

  • Peculiarly hilarious and/or hilariously peculiar!

    William Gibson

  • An enchanting billet-doux to an arcane and eccentric world. Every page is a pleasure.

    Lindsey Fitzharris, bestselling author of The Facemaker

  • A wonderful, eccentric love letter to books and the people who love them... A must read for anyone who has ever lost a few hours in a second hand bookshop or been tutted at by a strangely dressed proprietor.

    Fergus Butler-Gallie, bestselling author of A Field Guide to the English Clergy

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  • Utterly charming

    Tom Holland, bestselling author of Dominion

  • Darkshire is an exciting new voice brimming with self-effacing charm. If you consider yourself a book aficionado, this is your Coachella.

    Caitlin Doughty, author of Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

  • I love bookseller memoirs, and this is a laugh-out-loud exemplar... A very entertaining journey into the dimly lit heart of rare bookselling.

    Garth Nix, award-winning author of The Left-Handed Booksellers of London

  • Sirs, thank you for your extremely entertaining book, which I have enjoyed most heartily. The anecdotes about the bookselling profession were as enlightening as they were amusing. Unfortunately I have mislaid the book in question as there are honestly too many books here. I mean, they're everywhere. Teetering piles of the things. If ever I see it again I'll try and say something nice about it, but by then it will undoubtedly be too late. Yours apologetically,

    Neil Gaiman

  • A book lover's delight

    Irish Examiner

  • He writes very engagingly and extremely honestly... His sardonic wit runs through the book in a similar fashion to Shaun Bythell... But here there's more of a mischievous Terry Pratchett tone... Uproariously funny

    Fine Books Magazine

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Details

Author
Oliver Darkshire
Narrator
Oliver Darkshire
Duration
5 hours 41 minutes
Release Date
6 October 2022
ISBN
9781529194371
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
Transworld
Genre
Biography: historical, political and military, Publishing industry and journalism, Antiques, vintage and collectables: books, manuscripts, ephemera and printed matter, Local history, Antiques, vintage and collectables: pictures, prints and maps

Synopsis

Brought to you by Penguin.Welcome to Sotheran's, one of the oldest bookshops in the world, with its weird and wonderful clientele, suspicious cupboards, unlabelled keys, poisoned books and some things that aren't even books, presided over by one deeply eccentric apprentice.Some years ago, Oliver Darkshire stepped into the hushed interior of Henry Sotheran Ltd on Sackville Street (est. 1761) to interview for their bookselling apprenticeship, a decision which has bedevilled him ever since.He'd intended to stay for a year before launching into some less dusty, better remunerated career. Unfortunately for him, the alluring smell of old books and the temptation of a management-approved afternoon nap proved irresistible. Soon he was balancing teetering stacks of first editions, fending off nonagenarian widows with a ten-foot pole and trying not to upset the store's resident ghost (the late Mr Sotheran had unfinished business when he was hit by that tram).For while Sotheran's might be a treasure trove of literary delights, it sings a siren song to eccentrics. There are not only colleagues whose tastes in rare items range from the inspired to the mildly dangerous, but also zealous collectors seeking knowledge, curios, or simply someone with whom to hold a four hour conversation about books bound in human skin.By turns unhinged and earnestly dog-eared, Once Upon a Tome is the rather colourful story of life in one of the world's oldest bookshops and a love letter to the benign, unruly world of antiquarian bookselling, where to be uncommon or strange is the best possible compliment.© Oliver Darkshire 2022 (P) Penguin Audio 2022

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