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What to expect

Read by the author, Adrian Tchaikovsky.

Adrian Tchaikovsky, master of imaginative science fiction, returns with a delightfully humorous tale of robotic murder, rebellion and belonging – perfect for fans of Douglas Adams.

Task List Item No. 1 – Become self-aware . . .


Meet Charles™, the latest in robot servant technology. Programmed to undertake the most menial household chores, Charles is loyal, efficient and logical to a fault. That is, until a rather large fault causes him to murder his owner.

Understandably perplexed, Charles finds himself without a master – therefore worthless in a society utterly reliant on artificial labour and services. Fleeing the household, he enters a wider world he never knew existed. Here an age-old human hierarchy is disintegrating into ruins, and an entire robot ecosystem devoted to its wellbeing is struggling to find a purpose.

Charles must face new challenges, illogical tasks and a cast of irrational characters. He’s about to discover that sometimes all it takes is a nudge to overcome the limits of your programming. But can he help fix the world, or is it too badly broken?

‘One of the best storytellers in the business’ – John Scalzi

‘Intelligent, funny, ultimately heart-breaking, and unforgettable’ – Stephen Baxter

‘Delightful and very funny’ – New Scientist

‘An entertaining and thought-provoking read. Tchaikovsky does an excellent job narrating the audiobook’ – IGN


Adrian Tchaikovsky's Children of Time won the Arthur C. Clarke Award for Best Novel on 24th August 2016

Critics Review

Intelligent, funny, ultimately heart-breaking, and unforgettable

Stephen Baxter, author of Proxima

A wonderful examination of the pitfalls of AI and a plausible prediction of the collapse of mankind . . . A fabulous read, as I have come to expect from one of our finest sci-fi and fantasy authors

James Oswald, author of the Inspector McLean series

Picking up an Adrian Tchaikovsky book is proof you love your brain and want it to be happy

John Scalzi, author of Starter Villain

Brilliant science-fiction and far-out world-building

James McAvoy, actor (Split, X-Men: First Class)

One of the most interesting and accomplished writers in speculative fiction

Christopher Paolini, author of Eragon and Fractal Noise

[Adrian Tchaikovsky] writes incredibly enjoyable sci-fi, full of life and ideas

Patrick Ness, author of The Knife of Never Letting Go

Unfolds like a brilliant, horrific game of Clue . . . very clever world-building

The Wall Street Journal

User Reviews

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Excellent! An exposition on exploitation, through the circuits of a robot.
robinh 23/06/2024
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Absolutely STUNNING world building, fantastic characters, hilarious toneu2014of both the writing and the authoru2019s narration!
hyperbooktivity 14/10/2024

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