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‘Stop in the name of pants!’

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What to expect

Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison’s ninth book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson!

Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty’s life is never simple…

More hilarious confessions from our fave teen drama queen, Georgia Nicolson.

Critics Review

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Praise for ‘…then he ate my boy entrancers.’:

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'’You'll be falling about laughing at this.' Mizz

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‘The only snag about taking this on holiday is that it won’t last long: it will be consumed without a break except for the snorting noises. But it can always be passed on to parents by any youngster who can stand the sound of Vati’s and Mutti’s snorts, or dipped into repeatedly because every line is vair vair funny.’ Sunday Times

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Praise for ‘…and that’s when it fell off in my hand.’:

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‘Readers will find themselves laughing uncontrollably until their sides hurt, and won’t be able to put the book down.’ Sunday Times

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‘Hilarious… [Louise Rennison] is queen of the pink-book pack.’ The Times

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Praise for ‘Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging’:

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‘Bridget Jones for teenagers – but funnier. Expect Potter-esque queues for the sequel.’ Sunday Telegraph

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‘Don’t miss this gem’ Guardian

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