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Texts from Jane Eyre
- Author
- Mallory Ortberg
- Narrator
- Amy Landon, Zach Villa
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish Date
- 21 January 2015
- Run Time
- 2 hours 22 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
Everyone knows that if Scarlett O'Hara had an unlimited text-and-data plan, she'd constantly try to tempt Ashley away from Melanie with suggestive messages. If Mr. Rochester could text Jane Eyre, his ardent missives would obviously be in all-caps. And Daisy Buchanan would not only text while driving, she'd text you to pick her up after she totaled her car.
Based on the popular Web feature, Texts from Jane Eyre is a witty, irreverent mash-up that brings the characters from your favorite books into the twenty-first century.
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Details
- Author
- Mallory Ortberg
- Narrator
- Amy Landon, Zach Villa
- Duration
- 2 hours 22 minutes
- Release Date
- 21 January 2015
- ISBN
- 9781494578954
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Genre
- Humour, Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction
Synopsis
Mallory Ortberg, cocreator of the cult-favorite Web site The Toast, presents this whimsical collection of hysterical text conversations from your favorite literary characters. Everyone knows that if Scarlett O'Hara had an unlimited text-and-data plan, she'd constantly try to tempt Ashley away from Melanie with suggestive messages. If Mr. Rochester could text Jane Eyre, his ardent missives would obviously be in all-caps. And Daisy Buchanan would not only text while driving, she'd text you to pick her up after she totaled her car. Based on the popular Web feature, Texts from Jane Eyre is a witty, irreverent mash-up that brings the characters from your favorite books into the twenty-first century.
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