That’s Your Lot
- Author Limmy
- Narrator Limmy Limmy
- Publisher HarperCollins Publishers
- Publish Date 4 May 2017
- Run Time 6 hours and 14 minutes
- Format x-book®
- Genre Comedic plays, Comedy and stand-up, Film, television, radio genres: Comedy and humour, Humour collections and anthologies, Jokes and riddles, Memoirs, Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction, Popular culture.
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What to expect
This is Limmy’s second book.
It’s a whole load of new, odd, and hilariously grim short stories.
Tom is in a soft play with his daughters. He’s bored. He’s so bored he can move things with his mind.
A man fills up a mate’s biscuit tin without ever telling him, to see what happens.
Maggie’s boyfriend Iain bought a curtain. It keeps attacking them. She wants it out the house.
A man is sitting in his wheelie bin at two in the morning, and he wants to tell you why.
Kenny’s mate Scott is suicidal and ridden with guilt. Kenny takes him on holiday to Benidorm. It’ll be some laugh.
Praise for Daft Wee Stories:
‘The comedy book of the year.’ – Time Out
‘Funny, peculiar and original.’ – Guardian
‘Didn't realise pieces of paper with no pictures on could be so funny. I mean I was cryin’ all day yesterday into this book. Hilarious’ – Someone on Amazon
| Author | Limmy |
|---|---|
| Narrator | Limmy Limmy |
| Duration | 6 hours and 14 minutes |
| Release Date | |
| ISBN | 9780008172633 |
| Format | x-book® |
| Publisher | HarperCollins Publishers |
| Genre | Comedic plays, Comedy and stand-up, Film, television, radio genres: Comedy and humour, Humour collections and anthologies, Jokes and riddles, Memoirs, Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction, Popular culture |
| Availability | AU, GB, IE, US |
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