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The Dinosaur that Pooped Christmas!

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What to expect

This rip-ROARing romp of a Christmas story is read by Tom and Dougie, and features a host of festive sound effects, a read along version, and a whole lot of POO!!

Danny wants everything for Christmas.
But what he gets is a dinosaur, a very hungry dinosaur.

Danny's new dino eats up all of Christmas, but as we all know, what goes in must come out . . .
Danny is about to have the most EXPLOSIVE Christmas of his life!

There's poop, presents and prehistoric creatures in this festive feast!

Critics Review

The puritan in me says this is not something we should encourage, surely, toilet humour doesn't have a place in children's literature, does it? Then I remember my children's favourite TV show from the 1980s, the wolves, who farted and belched and made everyone, including me and Wendy, have hysterics. Toilet humour is harmless, and when it involved dinosaurs, there's no harm done, is there? This will make you laugh, and the illustrations are terrific, so what can go wrong? I'll put the puritan in me back in the sideboard and save it for something more worthy. This is brilliant!
Books Monthly
Expect this naughty rhyming story to be a seasonal favourite
The Bookseller
The book, which is very reminiscent of Dr Seuss . . . is a lovely life lesson and deliciously naughty toilet-humour that will have young readers squealing in delight
Madhouse Family reviews
Great for little people
Burnley Express
They have masterminded a work of genius.
The Bookseller
A very, very silly book written by two members of pop band McFly, Tom Fletcher and Dougie Poynter. The story revolves around Danny – a very greedy boy who asks Father Christmas for too many presents. But Father Christmas decides enough is enough and instead gives Danny a huge Dinosaur which results in a very messy and smelly consequence. If your child liked Aliens in Underpants or The Story of the Little Mole, they will love this funny yet cautionary tale.
Madeformums.com
One of the funniest, and one of the most irreverant Christmas books out there. . . If you like your humour to be slightly scatological in nature, then The Dinosaur That Pooped Christmas will have children in fits of laughter (and a large amount of adults too). . . Brilliant!
EYE magazine
Beautifully illustrated, really funny and rather smelly
www.theschoolrun.com
Author Tom Fletcher and Dougie Poynter, illustrated by Garry Parsons
Narrator Dougie Poynter & Tom Fletcher
Series The Dinosaur That Pooped
Duration 10 minutes
Release Date
ISBN 9781448197002
Format Audiobook
Publisher Penguin Random House Children's UK
Genre Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Nature and animal stories, Children’s / Teenage general interest: Dinosaurs and prehistoric world, Children’s picture books
Availability AU, GB, IE

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