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The Man Who Tried to Impress the Man Who Wasn't There
- Author
- Otto Handley
- Narrator
- Victoria Stead-Wynne
- Publisher
- Voices of Today Pty LTD
- Publish Date
- 25 August 2026
- Run Time
- 4 hours 7 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
This is the story of Evan Evanescent, a quality assessor, who becomes mired in a surrealistic web of corporate psychology, metaphysical guilt, and the suffocating nature of internalised standards. He develops an obsession with an enigmatic poem which leads him to perceive a silent, invisible judge haunting his workplace and home. This evaluative absence eventually destabilises Evan’s identity, resulting in a bizarre ontological criminal trial where he is convicted for the “disappearance” of this non-existent entity. Following his incarceration, Evan transitions from a victim of institutional pressure into a cynical master of systems, learning to manipulate the very frameworks that once oppressed him.
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Details
- Author
- Otto Handley
- Narrator
- Victoria Stead-Wynne
- Duration
- 4 hours 7 minutes
- Release Date
- 25 August 2026
- ISBN
- 9798236031332
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Voices of Today Pty LTD
- Genre
- Fiction: general and literary, Comic (humorous) fantasy, Humorous fiction
Synopsis
This is the story of Evan Evanescent, a quality assessor, who becomes mired in a surrealistic web of corporate psychology, metaphysical guilt, and the suffocating nature of internalised standards. He develops an obsession with an enigmatic poem which leads him to perceive a silent, invisible judge haunting his workplace and home. This evaluative absence eventually destabilises Evan’s identity, resulting in a bizarre ontological criminal trial where he is convicted for the “disappearance” of this non-existent entity. Following his incarceration, Evan transitions from a victim of institutional pressure into a cynical master of systems, learning to manipulate the very frameworks that once oppressed him.
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