The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre
- Author Mark Lowery
- Narrator Rupert Degas, Rupert Degas
- Publisher Bonnier Books UK
- Publish Date 4 October 2018
- Run Time 3 hours and 45 minutes
- Format x-book®
- Genre Children’s / Teenage fiction and true stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories.
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What to expect
It is the month before Christmas, and Roman's class is preparing for the Christmas fete and the school pantomime. The new teacher at the helm - the awful Mr Le Gonk, a flamboyant, theatrical and downright nasty piece of work - is the least of Roman's worries. He also has to contend with the most rubbish role in the panto as well as organising the Santa's grotto stall at the Christmas fete with loose cannon Darren Gamble. As the panto nears, it seems that everything that could possibly go wrong is about to. It is left to Roman to save the panto and the day ...
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