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The Modern Bestiary

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What to expect

A carefully curated collection of some of the world's most weird and wonderful animals, in a modern version of a medieval bestiary

From the familiar to the improbable, the gross to the endearing, The Modern Bestiary is a compendium of curious creatures. It includes both animals that have made headlines and those you've probably never heard of, such as skin-eating caecilians, harp sponges, or zombie worms - also known as bone-eating snot flowers.

Arranged by elements (Earth, Water, Air), The Modern Bestiary contains well-known species told from new, unexpected angles (rats that drive cars; fish that communicate by passing wind), as well as stranger and lesser-known creatures, including carnivorous mice that howl at the moon, cross-dressing cuttlefish, and antechinuses - small marsupials that literally mate themselves to death. Finally, there are the 'aliens on Earth' - the incredible, the surreal, the magical - such as tardigrades, tongue-eating lice and immortal jellyfish, creatures so astonishing that they make unicorns look rather commonplace.

Written by a zoologist with a flair for storytelling, this is a fascinating celebration of the animal kingdom.

(P) 2022 Headline Publishing Group Ltd

Critics Review

Everyone who loves wildlife - especially fantastically weird and cringingly gross wildlife - should read this masterful book.
Mark Carwardine, author/presenter of Last Chance to See
Even after half a century - and counting - as a professional zoologist, I encountered new and intriguing facts on every page, all conveyed in an easy, friendly style. If ever there was a book that highlighted the bewildering wonders of the natural world, and the need for their conservation, this is it.
Michael Brooke, author of Far from Land
If you love animals, especially ones with unsavoury habits, this book is for you. Entries are crafted with affection, cast-iron scholarship and an unyielding dedication to exposing as much hilarious weirdness as the animal kingdom can offer. And that, it appears, is rather a lot. This is a book to adore.
Tom Moorhouse, author of Elegy for a River
This modern bestiary is a magnificent miscellany that will amuse and amaze. From butterflies that make crocodiles cry and penis-fencing slugs to fish that live inside sea cucumbers' bottoms - the natural world is stranger than you could ever imagine.
George McGavin, entomologist, author and TV presenter
The Modern Bestiary provides a fascinating, accessible and humorous insight into the wonders of the natural world. Packed with incredible facts and jaw-dropping insights into wildlife ecology, anatomy and behaviour, it is a genuine delight.
Amy Dickman, director of Oxford University’s Wildlife Conservation Research Unit
Just when you thought the natural world couldn't get any more bizarre, you turn the page and learn about a small marsupial that mates itself to death. There's plenty inside this beautifully written book to make you laugh, squirm and - perhaps most importantly - appreciate how lucky we are to not have to live inside an anus.
Yussef Rafik, zoologist and wildlife TV presenter
An illuminating compendium of some weird and wonderful creatures.
Observer
'Addictive ... The Modern Bestiary offers excitement on a grand scale'
Times Literary Supplement
Author Joanna Bagniewska, illustrated by Jennifer N. R. Smith
Narrator Sarah Agha
Duration 8 hours and 44 minutes
Release Date
ISBN 9781472289629
Format Audiobook
Publisher Headline
Genre Animals and society, Research and information: general, Zoology and animal sciences
Availability AU, GB, IE

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