The Secret Divorcée
- Author The Secret Divorcée
- Narrator Beth Chalmers
- Publisher HarperCollins Publishers
- Publish Date 1 January 2026
- Run Time 12 hours and 19 minutes
- Format Audio
- Genre Biographical fiction, Contemporary lifestyle fiction, Family life fiction, Humorous fiction, Narrative theme: Love and relationships.
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What to expect
Christmas is over. And so is my marriage…
Twenty years of marriage. Twenty years of ignored red flags. And one very smug ex-girlfriend.
He seemed perfect at first. Don’t they always? I fell fast, and I fell hard. So when I discovered his secret double life, suddenly all those years of feeling paranoid made sense.
I had two options (well three, if you count me and my best friend with two spades and a suspicious willingness to serve hard time):
1. Stay for the kids
2. Sacrifice my sanity to divorce the b*stard
The Secret Divorcée is my unfiltered story of falling for a red flag, betrayal, bad decisions, and how to turn heartbreak into hilarity – fuelled by wine and a side hustle my mother must never, ever find out about.
Readers LOVE The Secret Divorcée:
'A funny story even though a cheating husband isn’t. So well written. I loved it! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
'Told with humour, wit and total frankness, this book epitomises the strength, tenacity and courage of women who find themselves in this situation. Heartbreaking but uplifting!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐
'Hilariously witty and relatable. I have friends going through divorce right now – I’m gifting them copies' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
'This book is absolutely brilliant. I couldn't put it down' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
'Fun and unique' ⭐⭐⭐⭐
'A great Saturday afternoon read. Loved the best friend. Read it!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
'A good laugh of a book filled with a supportive best friend and lots and lots of wine!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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