The Twat Files

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Mistakes, Mayhem, and Massive Twattery - Welcome to The Twat Files
When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person. But being an actual twat is much more the real me.

In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because mistakes tell us about ourselves and others. They are hilarious and expose our flaws. They are gloriously human.

My hope is that these stories remind you of just what a massive twat you also are . . .

‘Charming and funny. A good reminder that nobody's perfect – and why would you want to be anyway?’ Independent

‘Great fun and highly-entertaining’ The Times
'Dawn French is a wonderful writer' Daily Mail
‘Entertaining, endearing, tantalising. Fans of the national treasure will devour them’ Daily Mirror
‘Hilarious and highly relatable. The perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh’ Woman's Own
'This woman is a national treasure' Mail on Sunday
Hilarious. The laughs and life lessons are ten-a-penny’ Stylish


© Dawn French 2023 (P) Penguin Audio 2023

Critics Review

Hilarious. The laughs and life lessons are ten-a-penny
Stylist
It's charming and funny, a good reminder that nobody's perfect – and why would you want to be anyway?
Independent
Entertaining, endearing, tantalising. Fans of the national treasure will devour them
Daily Mirror
Hilarious and highly relatable. The perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh
Woman's Own
Warm and sprinkled with celebrity stardust. Urges us to embrace our most embarrassing moments, instead of agonising over our humiliation.
Sunday Express
These warts-and-all stories are as funny as you’d expect, as warm and supportive as you’d hope, and liberally sprinkled with celebrity stardust.
Daily Record
Praise for Dawn French
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Dawn French is a national treasure. Loyal, self-deprecating and garrulous, her stories make for entertaining reading. This is an original book, and will delight her fans and, indeed anyone with a sense of humour
Mail on Sunday
This woman is a warm hug in human form, spreading joy in abundance. She is dazzling
Lorraine Kelly
Fantastic, passionate, compassionate, so much wisdom, a lot of humour, very real and credible
Bernadine Evaristo

User Reviews

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Narration 5.0
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Lula 23/10/2023

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