Skip to main content
Digital Audiobook
Theophrastus's Characters by Theophrastus

Listen to a sample

00:00
00:00

Theophrastus's Characters

Narrator
Billy Crudup
Publish Date
30 August 2022
Run Time
1 hour 20 minutes
Format
Audiobook
$7.95

Log in to see your price

Gift

What to expect

Read by Billy Crudup

"These Characters are people we know―they're our quirky neighbors, our creepy bosses, our blind dates from hell. Sharp-tongued Theophrastus, made sharper than ever in this fresh new edition, reminds us that Athenian weirdness is as ageless as Athenian wisdom." —Mary Beard, Professor of Classics at Cambridge University, presenter of BBC's Civilisations

When Aristotle wrote that that "comedy is about people worse than ourselves," he may have been recalling a hard-edged gem of a treatise written by his favorite student, Theophrastus. Theophrastus's Characters is a joyous festival of fault-finding: a collection of thirty closely observed personality portraits, defining the full spectrum of human flaws, failings, and follies. With piquant details of speech and behavior taken straight off the streets of ancient Athens, Theophrastus gives us sketches of the mean, vile, and annoying that are comically distorted yet vividly real.

Enlivened by Pamela Mensch's fresh translation―the first widely available English version in over half a century―Theophrastus's Characters transports us to a world populated by figures of flesh and blood, not bronze and marble. The wry, inventive drawings help envoke the cankered wit of this most modern of ancient texts. Lightly but helpfully annotated by classicist James Romm, these thirty thumbnail portraits are startlingly recognizable twenty-three centuries later. The characters of Theophrastus are archetypes of human nature that remain insightful, caustic, and relevant.

Critics Review

  • “Actor Billy Crudup delivers these character sketches with perfectly pitched sardonicism and wit, making it possible for listeners to imagine Theophrastus’s lip curl or eye roll as he describes the Flatterer, the Pinchpenny, the Busybody, the Vulgar Man, the Social Climber, and many others. These characters—just as familiar in modern times as they would have been in Theophrastus’s world—may remind listeners of people they know and might also prompt self-reflection…This refreshing audio provides an excellent entry to Theophrastus’s work.”

    Library Journal (audio review)

  • “Tony- and Emmy-winning actor Crudup has long been praised for his performances on stage and screen both large and small. This year he took on a new challenge in his first audiobook narration, a bright and wry interpretation of this brief, classic volume. Crudup’s skill at depicting a wide range of characters comes into full view in voicing these short sketches.”

    Booklist (audio review)

User Reviews

No reviews yet.

Details

Author
Theophrastus
Narrator
Billy Crudup
Duration
1 hour 20 minutes
Release Date
30 August 2022
ISBN
9781734537703
Format
Audiobook
Genre
Literary studies: ancient, classical and medieval, Literary studies: fiction, novelists and prose writers, Humour, Literary studies: c 1400 to c 1600

Synopsis

"These Characters are people we know―they're our quirky neighbors, our creepy bosses, our blind dates from hell. Sharp-tongued Theophrastus, made sharper than ever in this fresh new edition, reminds us that Athenian weirdness is as ageless as Athenian wisdom." –Mary Beard, Professor of Classics at Cambridge University, presenter of BBC's Civilisations When Aristotle wrote that that "comedy is about people worse than ourselves," he may have been recalling a hard-edged gem of a treatise written by his favorite student, Theophrastus. Theophrastus' Characters is a joyous festival of fault-finding: a collection of thirty closely observed personality portraits, defining the full spectrum of human flaws, failings, and follies. With piquant details of speech and behavior taken straight off the streets of ancient Athens, Theophrastus gives us sketches of the mean, vile, and annoying that are comically distorted yet vividly real. Enlivened by Pamela Mensch's fresh translation―the first widely available English version in over half a century―Theophrastus' Characters transports us to a world populated by figures of flesh and blood, not bronze and marble. The wry, inventive drawings help envoke the cankered wit of this most modern of ancient texts. Lightly but helpfully annotated by classicist James Romm, these thirty thumbnail portraits are startlingly recognizable twenty-three centuries later. The characters of Theophrastus are archetypes of human nature that remain insightful, caustic, and relevant. Brilliantly illustrated by acclaimed artist André Carrilho, this is an irresistible treasure of a book.

About xigxag

xigxag is an independent, UK-based audiobook platform and the UK's only B Corp certified audiobook company. We offer nearly 150,000 audiobooks, all with professional human narration. No AI-generated voices. xigxag is rated an Ethical Consumer Best Buy for audiobooks and a top-rated ethical bookshop.

There is no subscription. You buy the audiobooks you want, you own them permanently, and prices start at $13.95. The more you listen over the year, the less you pay per book, and there is always a selection in Listen for Less from $7.95. You can also send audiobooks as gifts using our audiobook gift cards or in-app gifting.

Every audiobook on xigxag has honest reviews covering both the book and the narration, and our community features make it easy to share what you are listening to, discover what others recommend, and find your next listen.

Download or stream on iOS, Android, or in your browser. Browse the full catalogue at xigxag.co.uk.