This Book Will Make You Feel Something

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YOU DESERVE TO FEEL PLEASURE.

Female masturbation can be one of the most powerful tools for better mental health (and the key to a fulfilling sex life) - but have you ever been taught how to make the most of it? Do you have material you actually want to masturbate to? Are you giving yourself permission to set time aside for yourself, in the way you would a partner?

ENTER THIS AUDIOBOOK!

In the simplest and most exciting way possible, sex expert Florence Bark explains how vulva-owners' anatomy works and the many ways to engage it. And, because 85% of women don't like watching porn, to go with each tip is a 'masturbation meditation' - a steamy story specifically designed to be masturbated to, where you can imagine what the people within it look like and you know it's been ethically created. Whether you use this audiobook for some much-needed 'me' time or to spice up your sex life with a special someone, it will give you the tools and the permission to not only feel something, but to feel everything.

The Masturbation Meditations:

Lust after Lectures
Personal Training
Boyfriend's Best Friend
Afternoon Delight on the Beach
A Ride on the Bus
Business Time
Ex Sex
My Boyfriend and Her
Luxury Lust
Being Watched
The Master
My Demon
First Time with a Girl
My Happy Ending
The Sheriff and the Bandit
Plugged and Public
My First Sex Party
I Spy
An Outside Orgasm for Three
Blindfold Me
Between Two Cocks
Stockholm Vampire
When Good Neighbours Become Good Friends
Pegging
My Lover the Rock God
NB: We believe the majority of the tips could apply to all people with vulvas (though the data the book is based on comes from surveys of cis-women, hence why the book has been written with them in mind). The stories on the other hand could apply to anyone depending on their personal preferences. No matter how you identify, you are very welcome here.

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