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TommyInnit's Guide to Survival
- Author
- Tom Simons
- Narrator
- Tom Simons
- Publisher
- Quercus
- Publish Date
- 10 April 2025
- Run Time
- 2 hours 41 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
This book will single-handedly eradicate the need for parenting and schools. It's that useful.
It's a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit's Guide to Survival will teach you how to:
- Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence
- Survive being mugged, by humans or animals
- Become famous in various ways, some of which are even morally defensible
- Fall in love - with other actual humans
- Overcome the mean voice in your head
- Quickly and easily defeat Godzilla, sharks with arms . . . and swans
When the apocalypse hits, you need to be ready! So read this book. Read it hard. And then read it again.
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Details
- Author
- Tom Simons
- Narrator
- Tom Simons
- Duration
- 2 hours 41 minutes
- Release Date
- 10 April 2025
- ISBN
- 9781529446166
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Quercus
- Genre
- Media tie-in humour, Slang and dialect humour, eSports / Professional video gaming, Computer games / online games: strategy guides / companion works
Synopsis
***THE INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER***This book will single-handedly eradicate the need for parenting and schools. It's that useful.It's a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit's Guide to Survival will teach you how to:- Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence- Survive being mugged, by humans or animals- Become famous in various ways, some of which are even morally defensible- Fall in love - with other actual humans- Overcome the mean voice in your head- Quickly and easily defeat Godzilla, sharks with arms . . . and swansWhen the apocalypse hits, you need to be ready! So read this book. Read it hard. And then read it again.
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