You’re a Bad Man, Mr Gum!
- Author Andy Stanton, Illustrated by David Tazzyman
- Narrator To Be Confirmed
- Publisher HarperCollins Publishers
- Publish Date 9 April 2026
- Run Time 5 hours and 7 minutes
- Format Audio
- Genre Children’s / Teenage fiction: Action and adventure stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Friendship stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Nature and animal stories, YFHK.
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What to expect
Shabba me whiskers! MR GUM is 20 years old (and some). And he’s NOT happy about it.
But everyone else is – and this very special anniversary recording of the bestselling children’s audiobook is bursting out the nostrils with fun and original extras from the Mr Gum world. Including an introduction from fellow bestselling author, Phil Earle!
‘It’s time for action,’ said Mr Gum to nobody in particular. ‘Nasty action.’
Good evening. Mr Gum is a complete horror who hates children, animals, fun and corn on the cob. This book’s all about him. And an angry fairy who lives in his bathtub. And Jake the dog, and a little girl called Polly. And there’s heroes and sweets and adventures and EVERYTHING.
You’re a Bad Man, Mr Gum! is the first book in the internationally best-selling series by Andy Stanton, which has won everything from the Blue Peter Book Award (twice) to the Roald Dahl Funny Prize and the Red House Children’s Book Award.
Don't miss Mr Gum's other villainously brilliant adventures…
You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum!
Mr Gum and the Biscuit Billionaire
Mr Gum and the Goblins
Mr Gum and the Power Crystals
Mr Gum and the Dancing Bear
What's for Dinner, Mr Gum?
Mr Gum and the Cherry Tree
Mr Gum and the Secret Hideout
Critics Review
n One of Time Out’s Top 100 Children’s books of all time and Booktrust’s ‘Bestn 100 Books of the Past 100 Years!n
n'Completely hilarious … kind of The League of Gentlemen for kids', Zoe Ball
n'I can tell you, hand on heart, that many of my happiest moments as a dad, involved reading about Polly, Friday O’Leary, Billy William and Gum with my kids’, Phil Earle
n'They're the funniest books … I can't recommend them enough', Stephen Mangan
n''My kids are reading the Mr Gum books. SO GREAT' – Lauren Laverne, BBC Radio 6 DJ, TV presenter, author and comedian
n'Smooky palooki! This book is well brilliant! Andy Stanton is far too clever and funny and should be locked away in a very dark place that nobody can find' – Jeremy Strong, bestselling author of The-Hundred-A-Mile-An-Hour Dog
n'They're properly funny, those books' – India Knight, bestselling author of My Life on a Plate
n'Funny? You bet' – Guardian
n'Andy Stanton accumulates silliness and jokes in an irresitible, laughter-inducing romp' – Sunday Times
n'Raucous, revoltingly rambunctious and nose-snortingly funny' – Daily Mail
n'It provoked long and painful belly laughs from my daughter who is eight' – Daily Telegraph
n'As always, Stanton has a ball with dialogue, detail and devilish plot twists' – Scotsman
n'They are fantastic…they are brilliant books for adults to read as well… I fully recommend them' – Zoe Ball live on BBC Radio 2
n'A riotous read' – Sunday Express'
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